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What given language did Adam and Eve speak?
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:20 pm
Must have been a very unique situation at first existence to fully, and all of a sudden, express themselves in speech. Wonder how big of a vocabulary they were given to do that.
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Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:24 pm to Stacked
Ebonics of course
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:26 pm to Stacked
Adam simply pointed to his erect penis and grunted, Eve understood.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:37 pm to Stacked
They spoke Aramaic
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:41 pm to Stacked
I have it on good authority like most other biblical stories they didn't exist.
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Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:42 pm to Stacked
English obviously. They weren't some pussy Europeans
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:43 pm to Stacked
English.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:44 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I have it on good authority like most other biblical stories they didn't exist.
730,000 days wasn't that long ago.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:47 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Adam simply pointed to his erect penis and grunted, Eve understood.
Genesis 6:9
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:48 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I have it on good authority like most other biblical stories they didn't exist.
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Proof?
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:48 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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730,000 days wasn't that long ago.
That was pretty good, man.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:50 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Proof?
Proof that Adam and Eve didn't exist? The burden is on the person making the claim for existence.
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:52 pm to Stacked
Well, don't know what language - but they were given the task to 'name' things, so they kind of made that part up as they went.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 6:52 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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The burden is on the person making the claim for existence.
We're here. That's proof.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:02 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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We're here. That's proof.
You can't be serious.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:03 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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We're here. That's proof.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:12 pm to Stacked
This gon be good 
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:15 pm to KSGamecock
Has the circle jerk started yet?
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:16 pm to DanMullins4Life
I'm not sure but it's never too early to start. Who's grabbing who?
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:18 pm to KSGamecock
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I'm not sure but it's never too early to start. Who's grabbing who?
I left after "We're here, that's proof."
Really whenever I say something didn't exist it's more of a joke reference than it is a sincere attempt to prove or disprove anything.
Just a trope, nothing to see here.
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