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Guy does shrooms at comic con and texts his girlfriend.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:02 am
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Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:05 am to Slippery Slope
Are these your texts Slope?
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:09 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:12 am to Slippery Slope
Um wtf? Never done shrooms but that shite was funny
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:21 am to UMTigerRebel
Hahaha no.
Last time I did mushrooms was two years ago for two straight days at music fest. It was awesome and I could see sound.
As we were walking out, my friends, who did them all too were freaking out walking by the cops as we were leaving so I yelled out "THAT GIRL HAS MUSHROOMS" and pointed to my friends girlfriend.
Cops didn't care.
In the cab ride home, I started telling my bro how hot his girlfriend (now wife) was in her black leather pants and how I couldn't stop thinking about thinking about fingering her. I kept telling everyone it wasn't weird because I had only thought about thinking about it.
I also spent another ten minutes in the cab asking the cab driver to not murder us, but then gave her a bunch of ideas about how to kill us and hide our bodies.
eta: there are more texts here: LINK
Last time I did mushrooms was two years ago for two straight days at music fest. It was awesome and I could see sound.
As we were walking out, my friends, who did them all too were freaking out walking by the cops as we were leaving so I yelled out "THAT GIRL HAS MUSHROOMS" and pointed to my friends girlfriend.
Cops didn't care.
In the cab ride home, I started telling my bro how hot his girlfriend (now wife) was in her black leather pants and how I couldn't stop thinking about thinking about fingering her. I kept telling everyone it wasn't weird because I had only thought about thinking about it.
I also spent another ten minutes in the cab asking the cab driver to not murder us, but then gave her a bunch of ideas about how to kill us and hide our bodies.
eta: there are more texts here: LINK
This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 9:23 am
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:22 am to Col reb 2011
Palestinessed
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:25 am to Slippery Slope
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In the cab ride home, I started telling my bro how hot his girlfriend (now wife) was in her black leather pants and how I couldn't stop thinking about thinking about fingering her. I kept telling everyone it wasn't weird because I had only thought about thinking about it.
I also spent another ten minutes in the cab asking the cab driver to not murder us, but then gave her a bunch of ideas about how to kill us and hide our bodies.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:35 am to Slippery Slope
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A man in the backseat of an SUV waved the paw of a puppy at me as he waited for the light to change. it has made this entire trip worth it. That moment will forever be the reason for suicide prevention.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:41 am to Slippery Slope
"It's like a T-shirt of poop"
Print the t shirts
Print the t shirts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:44 am to Slippery Slope
You sound like you'd be a Chatty Cathy to take caps with
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:56 am to Slippery Slope
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Everyone in attendance got hurt. That is why they are here
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:19 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:41 am to Slippery Slope
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Last time I did mushrooms was two years ago for two straight days at music fest. It was awesome and I could see sound. As we were walking out, my friends, who did them all too were freaking out walking by the cops as we were leaving so I yelled out "THAT GIRL HAS MUSHROOMS" and pointed to my friends girlfriend. Cops didn't care. In the cab ride home, I started telling my bro how hot his girlfriend (now wife) was in her black leather pants and how I couldn't stop thinking about thinking about fingering her. I kept telling everyone it wasn't weird because I had only thought about thinking about it. I also spent another ten minutes in the cab asking the cab driver to not murder us, but then gave her a bunch of ideas about how to kill us and hide our bodies.
This is way better part of the thread over the Texts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:43 am to Slippery Slope
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A man in the backseat of an SUV waved the paw of a puppy at me as he waited for the light to change. it has made this entire trip worth it. That moment will forever be the reason for suicide prevention.
frickin' all timer right there.
This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 10:44 am
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:07 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:13 am to Slippery Slope
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In the cab ride home, I started telling my bro how hot his girlfriend (now wife) was in her black leather pants and how I couldn't stop thinking about thinking about fingering her. I kept telling everyone it wasn't weird because I had only thought about thinking about it.
Thanks for the new sig.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:18 am to Slippery Slope
He seems to have totally nailed every comic-con ever, though.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:44 am to Slippery Slope
I wonder if doing shrooms at my age would kill me.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:33 pm to scrooster
Shrooms are, pretty much the most harmless drug you can do.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:39 pm to scrooster
We'll do them together scrooster. We can wear Go Pro helmets.
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