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Feeling old guys.

Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:31 pm
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:31 pm
Ever have this feeling?

I was visiting my grandparents in my old hometown. Decided to take them out to eat at Subway(family tradition). We were having a grand time, eating our sandwiches, talking about other relatives, eating sandwiches. We got back into my truck, an extended cab Dodge. Grandmam got in the passenger seat after Granddam got in the back and I noticed in the rearview mirror, a bunch of trucks and kids parked in the parking lot behind us.

This wasn't unusual, back in high school, every Friday or Saturday night, my buddies and I would drive out to that parking lot and cut donuts and spit gravel. It was the place to be for a teenage boy on the weekend nights. It amused me that the kids still hung around there even after all these years.

I decided to pay a quick homage to the teenage me and drove over there to the group of guys. Of course, I didn't recognize any of them because they were probably in middle school when I graduated. I rolled down my window and yelled, "WHAZZZUUPP", like that old beer commercial. Nothing, they just looked at my truck and then kept talking between them.

Finally, I realized what to do to grab their attention. I told my grandma to buckle up and started to cut donuts. It was just like old times until I cut one donut too wide and ended up clipping one of the guy's Ford trucks. Now in my day, this was a party foul and we'd just laugh and I'd buy him a drink. But now, apparently, it's a big deal.

The kid comes up, yelling at me, waving his arms wildly. My grandma is freaking out. I take off to the other side of the parking lot when I hear my granddam's muffled screams behind the seat. He had been swung into the floorboard and his oxygen tank had knocked a gash in his head.

Luckily, the hospital was across the street. While in the waiting room, I couldn't help but think about how different my hometown was from when I was a teenager there.
Posted by BZ853
Member since Aug 2013
1857 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:34 pm to
You're a jackass.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17813 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:34 pm to
I just read all that,I should've known better.
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

You're a jackass.


Granddad, you post here?
Posted by BabtistBob
Member since Jul 2014
55 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:36 pm to
Are you from a town that starts with an N and ends in a Y?
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18748 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:38 pm to
How is your grandad doing?
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:39 pm to
I don't know, I left the hospital before he got admitted. I was tired and it was getting late.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:40 pm to
i wear your grandads clothes
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112526 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:41 pm to
See, if Wet Dawg would be open these youths wouldn't need the parking lot and thus you wouldn't have seen them and needed to impress them.
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18748 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:44 pm to
What is your favorite sandwich at Subway? Mine is the Turkey and Bacon Avocado.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112526 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:44 pm to
nice. mind if i sig that?
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

What is your favorite sandwich at Subway? Mine is the Turkey and Bacon Avocado.


I get the pizzas.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:46 pm to
You call your grandparents grandmam and granddam? I've never seen that before.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:49 pm to
Why weren't your grandparents riding in the bed of the extended cab?
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 12:50 pm
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

nice. mind if i sig that?


Take it. The mayor of Starkville replied back to me this morning. He wants to replace the roller blades with a surfboard. I told him that it's a water park, not the ocean and that I wasn't willing to budge on character design issues.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:50 pm to
You should end it all.
Posted by BabtistBob
Member since Jul 2014
55 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:50 pm to
wait Starkville is going to get a waterpark?
Posted by raymondmercer
#Hailstate Fan
Member since Jun 2014
287 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 12:51 pm to
really wish they bring back seafood crab sub
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