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When I was 13 I beat the piss out of a midget. He refused to dunk a basketball and this angered me. By 15 I was living on the streets. I made a good living by allowing members of the Clergy to felate me for cash. Lots of cash. By 18 I had enough capital to start a dog grooming business. This business failed until I let the dog owners felate me for cash. By 20 I grew tired of the Grooming Biz and I moved to Costa Rica where I worked on a mango farm. After a month of working there, I murdered the owner and his staff as I grew tired of them not speaking English. No one seemed to care, so I took possession of the farm. I consequently murdered several of my neighbors and took possession of their farms as well. One day, an American tourist saw me shitting next to one of my mango trees. He asked me if I was growing Organic mangos. I did not know what organic meant, but I masterbate a lot when I shite, so I told him yes. I did not murder him and within three months I was selling $300,000 per month in mangos to Whole Foods. They sent an organic auditor down to see my operation. I murdered him because he could not hear the voices. Last year I sold my farm to a German Company for $27million. I have set out to travel through South America with a pair of Alpaceas and a golf cart named Ezgo.
I feel like will be a good admin because I am not nearly as fricked up as most people on this website.
Yours Truly,
L. Peter Buck

I thought DGD was our admin? Are you trying to pull a coup bra?

Forums need good cop / bad cop admin team. DGD to play sheriff Andy Taylor and a more silent a-hole admin that takes out the trash. Thats going to be my pitch.

I don't mind pissing people off. I'll do it

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When I was 13 I beat the piss out of a midget. He refused to dunk a basketball and this angered me.

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This really just had me crying laughing at work in my office. Great opening statement.

I find if to be absolutely egregious that no one has started a thread on the help board supporting Peter Buck's application for acceptance.

People asking for more control and rule over their posts, more defined processes for this and that on this board and requesting more frequent oversight on this board?

I wonder if this is how communism started? Maybe we could start registering our computers IP addresses next?

I think DGD is a great admin, he took the best part of the last admin and is never around, or lurks and DGAF.

However, if anyone is hell bent on still getting another admin for this board I'm going to throw my name in the ring.

I'll represent the DGAF Confederation.
3 platforms.
1. Post whatever you want
2. All requests asking for someone's banishment will not be addressed, and you will be ridiculed.
3. arse & Titties.

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Why don't you go back to the cock board and snicker behind our backs and frick yourself when time allows.

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I see you're already taking a leadership role in the selection process...

I suppose Garnetway will show up and give his shitty opinion any second now.
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I suppose Garnetway will show up and give his shitty opinion any second now.
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nah, I think he said he wasn't going to post here.