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Rules for Bama's sidewalk fans
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:18 pm
Since Bama's sidewalk fans are embarrassing the Alabama alums (which I actually find to be good and knowledgeable fans) and the rest of the SEC. I thought I would make some rules that you could print and put on marlboro light packs sold in Alabama.
1. If you are getting arrested, use your 5th admendment right and shut up. Roll Tide is not going to help you in a court of law.
2. Do not kill anything that another SEC school holds dear.
3. Do not put you genitals in another person face unless you have permission.
4. Do not kill fans because the aren't Bama enuff.
5. Do not kill or assault opposing fans.
Feel free to add your own rules.
1. If you are getting arrested, use your 5th admendment right and shut up. Roll Tide is not going to help you in a court of law.
2. Do not kill anything that another SEC school holds dear.
3. Do not put you genitals in another person face unless you have permission.
4. Do not kill fans because the aren't Bama enuff.
5. Do not kill or assault opposing fans.
Feel free to add your own rules.
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:19 pm to WeeWee
What's worse. Alabama "fans" or Oregon "fans"?
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:20 pm to WeeWee
6. Don't let WeeWee post on the SECr.
Clearly they've been breaking their rules.
Clearly they've been breaking their rules.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:20 pm to WeeWee
6. Don't let WeeWee post on the SECr.
Clearly they've been breaking their rules.
Clearly they've been breaking their rules.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:20 pm to UnAnon
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What's worse. Alabama "fans" or Oregon "fans"?
IDK Bama "fans" have better meth, but Oregon "fans" have better weed.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:21 pm to WeeWee
Always wear a helmet.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:21 pm to WeeWee
Your rules suck. As do you.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:24 pm to WeeWee
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marlboro light packs sold in Alabama.
u mispeled paul maul
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:24 pm to WeeWee
6. Stop breeding
7. Profit
7. Profit
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:26 pm to ChexMix
21-0
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:26 pm to Sid E Walker
Don't take advice from anyone corn dog named Wee Wee
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:29 pm to FoodExit
35-28
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:34 pm to blue_morrison
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35-28
*34-28
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:36 pm to blue_morrison
I like the coach, the team and the school. The bama sidewalk fans are unbearable with the ones from Mississippi being the worst....
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:36 pm to WeeWee
sessed
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:37 pm to blue_morrison
Got 13 seconds
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:38 pm to UnAnon
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What's worse. Alabama "fans" or Oregon "fans"?
Oregon Fans=Miami Heat fans
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:40 pm to blue_morrison
You're not a real aubie.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:41 pm to NYCAuburn
Alabama has some of those too. I was appalled at the "fans" we have from the Midwest that I met at the Missouri game in 2012.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:47 pm to WeeWee
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Since Bama's sidewalk fans are embarrassing the Alabama alums (which I actually find to be good and knowledgeable fans)
I can agree with this for the most part.
<-- Alabama Alumni
Having a large fanbase is both a blessing and a curse.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 12:50 pm
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