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Pay a tax, convert or die
Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:43 pm
These are the three options being proposed to Christians by ISIS in Iraq. (Sorry if you are atheist, I think they are just shooting y'all, not sure though).
With that being said, what would you choose?
I be like
and I'm out
With that being said, what would you choose?
I be like
and I'm out
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:45 pm to Pigfeet
All joking aside, this should be taken quite seriously by the western world. But it won't.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:48 pm to kywildcatfanone
Agreed. We don't understand the Muslim though. Let's see what happens. I'm sure they mean well.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:53 pm to Pigfeet
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and I'm out
To go cheat on your wife some more?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:59 pm to Pigfeet
I'd be all like...
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:01 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:02 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:04 pm to Pigfeet
Well at least they've got options.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:12 pm to jbond
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Jesus dude
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:19 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:20 pm to Pigfeet
How do I convince them that I'm Allah Ackbar?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:20 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Except the Romans 
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:21 pm to Pigfeet
Well ISIS is so extreme the rest of the middle east hates them too.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:22 pm to CatFan81
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CatFan81
You would convert, because you're a hateful lump of skin surrounding a vagina
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:23 pm to jbond
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Except the Romans
And the Jews.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:23 pm to CatFan81
Shuddup.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:25 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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How do I convince them that I'm Allah Ackbar?
Sodomize a camel and 2 goats.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:26 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Ah, the infamous furry foursome.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:34 pm to Vols&Shaft83
The goats would be easy, but you'd probably need a step ladder for the camel.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:36 pm to UMTigerRebel
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but you'd probably need a step ladder for the camel.
Yea it does take some planning.
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