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Which Seinfeld character is your school?
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:03 pm
Arkansas: Newman, Bert is fat.
Texas A&M: Kenny Bania, constantly copying other's material ("We Run This State") and generally very annoying to be around.
Alabama: David Puddy, they are very aggressive in their ways to support the team, enjoy Arby's, etc.
Mississippi State: Stan the Caddy, likes to make bold predictions based on #belief (Dak, championships) yet always backfires in the end.
LSU: Frank Costanza, always having a chip on their shoulder, gripes and complains about everything, feels like the world is against them (SEC office = Del Boca Vista).
Ole Miss: Mr. Kruger, somehow still in the most elite conference in America without any semblance of on-the-field success in years, horrible leadership, drinks from flask at Festivus dinner.
Georgia: The Understudy GF, when the window is open to take the spotlight and become a champion (i.e. Bette Middler is injured at a softball game) you somehow crumble under pressure.
Texas A&M: Kenny Bania, constantly copying other's material ("We Run This State") and generally very annoying to be around.
Alabama: David Puddy, they are very aggressive in their ways to support the team, enjoy Arby's, etc.
Mississippi State: Stan the Caddy, likes to make bold predictions based on #belief (Dak, championships) yet always backfires in the end.
LSU: Frank Costanza, always having a chip on their shoulder, gripes and complains about everything, feels like the world is against them (SEC office = Del Boca Vista).
Ole Miss: Mr. Kruger, somehow still in the most elite conference in America without any semblance of on-the-field success in years, horrible leadership, drinks from flask at Festivus dinner.
Georgia: The Understudy GF, when the window is open to take the spotlight and become a champion (i.e. Bette Middler is injured at a softball game) you somehow crumble under pressure.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:05 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Auburn is Tim Whatley
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:05 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Jesus...not only is this a terrible thread idea but you are too fricking lazy to do all of the schools.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:06 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Ole Miss: Lloyd Braun, both were once at the top, now both are selling computers on a disconnected phone.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:09 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
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Texas A&M: Kenny Bania, constantly copying other's material ("We Run This State") and generally very annoying to be around.
This is perfect and spot on.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:09 pm to NIH
Ole Miss: Mr. Mandlebaum, old (three BCS championships) talk about when they were in their prime.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:10 pm to NIH
If you do the thread, you need to take to at least have pictures...
Auburn: Tim Watley (As suggested by a previous poster)
Auburn: Tim Watley (As suggested by a previous poster)
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:10 pm to DynastyDawg
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Ole Miss: Mr. Mandlebaum, old (three BCS championships) talk about when they were in their prime.
This is accurate.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:10 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
An Ole Miss fan making fun of State fans for making bold predictions that backfire.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:12 pm to allin2010
Sumlin (My favorite character)
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:12 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Ole Miss- The Jimmy
(refer to ourselves in third person)*
*We don't actually do this.
(refer to ourselves in third person)*
*We don't actually do this.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:18 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Seinfeld is more boring than baseball.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:21 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
TAMU = Elaine. Slutty and will cozy up to anyone they think is good-looking enough (*cough*Bama*cough*) but still thinks it has real standards for some reason.
Arkansas = David Puddy. Thinks TAMU/Elaine is going to hell, but still wants to sleep with her.
Arkansas = David Puddy. Thinks TAMU/Elaine is going to hell, but still wants to sleep with her.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:26 pm to BreakawayZou83
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Seinfeld is more boring than baseball.
GTFO
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:27 pm to BreakawayZou83
quote:Leave this place and never return.
Seinfeld is more boring than baseball
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:28 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
Mizzou is Kramer obviously, you guys don't have a clue what the frick we're going to do and we often surprise the shite out of you, literally, and we have flare(uniforms).
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