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Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:07 pm
I have to add SIAP because ive been out of it for the past few weeks. which one of you frickers caused this much anguish of the colon because this is beautiful
Why A&M is Just the Worst
Why A&M is Just the Worst
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Dealing with A&M and the Aggie faithful is a part of life for every Texan. It’s no small wonder why- there are over 400,000 Aggie alumni currently living and breathing out of their mouths in the Lone Star State. You’re guaranteed to come across at least one maroon pickup with an A&M bumper sticker in every parking lot in Texas, significantly more if you live near a Walmart. But a lot of big state schools across the country can boast this sort of presence, so what makes A&M any more special than, say, Ohio State or LSU?
So much, gentle reader, so much...
So much, gentle reader, so much…
For those out-of-staters who might not be aware, let me clue you in to something every Texan knows from birth: A&M invites ridicule. They are the perennial whipping boy of anyone with an IQ over 90 and the very name “Aggie” is synonymous with unabashed idiocy. Every kid in the state grows up knowing at least fifty corny “Aggie jokes” and can recite them upon request at family get togethers. Even our news programs get in on the action.
So the big question is: Why would I waste my time making fun of so helpless a group? The answer: because “helpless” should not be confused with “harmless.” There is another, darker side to the stereotypical slack jawed Aggie yokel watering his plants in the rain. In the last few years A&M has come across the national consciousness several times and never for anything good. Between their trademark bullying tactics, Heisman-winning-quarterback-turned-Bieber-impersonator, and a headline-making politico, the Aggies are systematically turning our state into a freak show. It’s embarrassing and high time I took them to task
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 4:30 pm
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:09 pm to WestCoastAg
Banned poster from the rant. I think between me, klarvin, and fawx, we sent him crying to his boyfriend.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:18 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:26 pm to WestCoastAg
That does nothing for me. Not even slightly rustled.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:29 pm to Farmer1906
but ive never seen so much butthurt from one person like this 
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:30 pm to WestCoastAg
The Giving Steve seems to have a few issues.
Thanks for the link - very entertaining read.
Thanks for the link - very entertaining read.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:32 pm to WestCoastAg
I downvoted by accident.
Sorry WCA!
The iPad has its own mind sometimes
But I do think the blogger deserves a kidney punch.
Sorry WCA!
The iPad has its own mind sometimes
But I do think the blogger deserves a kidney punch.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:35 pm to EKG
I will cut you 
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:36 pm to finestfirst79
quote:odds this guy posts on the shag? or is just ketch?
The Giving Steve seems to have a few issues.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:48 pm to WestCoastAg
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:52 pm to WestCoastAg
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odds this guy posts on the shag? or is just ketch?
Has to be a shaggybevo poster. Just has to. I don't get what prompts somebody to write something like this. Even if it was all absolutely true, what's the point?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 4:58 pm to finestfirst79
This:
with this picture to illustrate:
makes the whole thing worthwhile.
eta:
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While a lot of Aggie girls take off for Austin when they can, the numbers and ratios are just too overwhelming and eventually these girls will marry these aforementioned dorks because they never knew any better. The Aggie guy inherently knows that he has it made and to lock it down ASAP.
with this picture to illustrate:
makes the whole thing worthwhile.
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And therein lies the problem for the hot Aggie girl: they are so sweet and accepting that, when they get to a college and are thrown into a nerd circus for four years, at some point they think what they see is normal and/or cool.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:25 pm to EKG
aw hell nah, you don't want none
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:26 pm to finestfirst79
quote:because he needs to show how much he doesn't care about a&m
I don't get what prompts somebody to write something like this. Even if it was all absolutely true, what's the point?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:35 pm to finestfirst79
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The Giving Steve seems to have a few issues.
Of course he does. This quote explains it all:
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A few Aggies might even comment below with “Obsessed?” with the implied meaning that I, as a Texas alum, just can’t seem to let them go.
Another t-sip who won't talk about his "real rival" OU.
He's also not too bright, when talking about the Aggie Ring he gets A&M mixed up with Texas Tech:
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They ... deliver pizzas with them
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:53 pm to EKG
I downvoted because I'm a follower
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:35 pm to WestCoastAg
Yeah he used to post here. From the looks of that blog...
ETA thegivingsteve
He was the one we shat all over in the "As a recruit Texas or Texas A&M" thread that went a million pages. Good times!
ETA thegivingsteve
He was the one we shat all over in the "As a recruit Texas or Texas A&M" thread that went a million pages. Good times!
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:59 pm to WestCoastAg
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You’re guaranteed to come across at least one maroon pickup with an A&M bumper sticker in every parking lot in Texas
Do you think this guy will be mad when he sees more sporting an A&M decal next to a Gamecock one in TX with an SC license plate?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:11 pm to theGarnetWay
Probably.
He seems pretty mad about everything.
I like your style.
He seems pretty mad about everything.
I like your style.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 8:43 pm to theGarnetWay
At my place in CS my senior year there was a legit 8.5 that parked next to me that had a Gamecock sticker and A&M sticker on her SUV with a South Carolina plates. She was
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