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"He's got an incredible, incredible arse"-Bret
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:56 pm
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:56 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
G
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:56 pm to DirtyDawg
A
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:56 pm to NYCAuburn
Y?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:57 pm to junkfunky
nailed it
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:58 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Not what I was going for, but I'll take it
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:59 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
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Only he would say something like this about a playe
I thought that would be Petrino...oh wait
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:59 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
You should have heard him talk about Kiero Small's arse last year
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:09 pm to DirtyDawg
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:09 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
You know, it's hard to appreciate just how fat Bert is when he's wearing sideline gear. I have to admit.
But you button up that top collar and pull his necktie up, and it's like squeezing the fat through the end of a toothpaste tube. He is enormously fat.
But you button up that top collar and pull his necktie up, and it's like squeezing the fat through the end of a toothpaste tube. He is enormously fat.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:12 pm to Swoopin
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He is enormously fat.
As are every other SEC team's current and former nose tackles
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:13 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:14 pm to The_Joker
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You should have heard him talk about Kiero Small's arse last year
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:15 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
"We brought dat arse! We got dat arse right here!"
Bijohn gonna be running over some po suckas wit dat big arse, you betcha.
ETA: By the way, he was speaking hoganese. Can't tell you what he was really saying or I'd have to kill you.
Bijohn gonna be running over some po suckas wit dat big arse, you betcha.
ETA: By the way, he was speaking hoganese. Can't tell you what he was really saying or I'd have to kill you.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:21 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
this thread makes me uncomfortable
i mean... we're talking about big hairy guys admiring other big hairy guys' butts
i mean... we're talking about big hairy guys admiring other big hairy guys' butts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:22 pm to LSU1NSEC
Average day on the Rant
ETA: why doesn't : Dunno : work?
ETA: why doesn't : Dunno : work?
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:23 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
the last time I saw Bert that excited there was a buffet involved
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:25 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
We need a fark of Bret staring and mouthing "Dat...dat...dat arse!"
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:29 pm to CockHolliday
:dirtybertandtheboys:
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:42 pm to LSU1NSEC
Thanks for the TD shack.
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