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Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:22 pm
I may have the opportunity to attend the Wisconsin game come August. With the date approcaching fast I need to know what is the most efficient way to get piss into a balloon? Using a funnel possibly? Maybe take a urine sample and inject it with a syringe. Or just get straight to the point with a messier alternative and piss straight into the balloon. Inquiring minds would like to know.
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:23 pm to Mootsman
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:23 pm to Mootsman
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:24 pm to Mootsman
do you really think we'll tell you the tiger family secret?
Instead, we'll just piss on you like our football team has done for 100+ years now
eta: very well done
Instead, we'll just piss on you like our football team has done for 100+ years now
eta:
very well doneThis post was edited on 7/18/14 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:24 pm to Mootsman
probably gonna want to run it through something that can really pressurize it. Perhaps a big pump water gun.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:25 pm to Mootsman
I do not know the answer...but now that you have placed this quandry into my medulla oblongota, will get back to you on Monday.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:26 pm to Mootsman
STTDB
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:28 pm to Mootsman
Solid thread title. Even better content.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:30 pm to Mootsman
Make sure to adhere to a strict asparagus-only diet beforehand 
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:34 pm to Mootsman
...well there is one obvious way.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:36 pm to Mootsman
1) Open balloon as wide as possible (not too wide is probably OK for you)
2) Place balloon over your penis
3) Allow balloon to snap onto it
4) Let it sit like this for a few day to get a good seal
5) After a few days pee in balloon
6) Remove balloon if possible...if not possible sorry.
2) Place balloon over your penis
3) Allow balloon to snap onto it
4) Let it sit like this for a few day to get a good seal
5) After a few days pee in balloon
6) Remove balloon if possible...if not possible sorry.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:40 pm to LSU316
Would one of these work? May take longer. Could probably get a custom corndog made for the occasion.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:46 pm to Mootsman
Reminds me of
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:49 pm to Mootsman
When u figure it out, send the video.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:49 pm to Mootsman
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:51 pm to Mootsman
I use this
Dammit aubbie beat me to it.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:52 pm to Mootsman
Baghdad bombs are the easiest method.
-Put condom half way on flacid penis
-Fill it up
-Take it off your junk and tie it up
-Throw it (if in the middle east make sure you hit a brown person)
-Put condom half way on flacid penis
-Fill it up
-Take it off your junk and tie it up
-Throw it (if in the middle east make sure you hit a brown person)
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:56 pm to Mootsman
Night before game do some heavy drinking. Wake up and use morning piss(usually a nice yellow color from previous night) for filler. Funnel will work or you can get messy with it.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 1:58 pm to Mootsman
For you, the mouth of the balloon would probably fit around your pisshose.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 2:01 pm to Mootsman
+
I have a sprayer set aside for after asparagus piss. Usually by the time football season starts, it's full.
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