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Hatin' A$$ Spurrier Returns for Media Days
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:42 am
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:42 am
https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/7/15/5901153/the-morning-constitutional-is-midsummer-hatin
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Wanna thank Commissioner Slive for putting this together. Only a UVA grad could gather this many sad men in khakis who don't know how to love.
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I heard Will Muschamp read off the whole roster yesterday. That's a big accomplishment for a UGA grad.
Will's been watching the World Cup. Lotta falling and crying before scoring there, too.
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Thank y'all for coming. Stick around for the Tennessee guys, since you won't talk to them again after September.
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:45 am to CockInYourEar
I'd love to see the admissions standard for uga vs scar.
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:48 am to CockInYourEar
Have to admit I love that guy, even when he was beatin' LSU's arse over at UF (often).
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:51 am to olddawg26
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I'd love to see the admissions standard for uga vs scar.
It's a joke
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:56 am to CockInYourEar
Love Spurrier just because he is not afraid to be different than other coaches. Dude also has a great sense of humor. He once told a joke about the library at Auburn burning down and how some of the books hadn't even been colored in yet
Posted on 7/16/14 at 6:58 am to olddawg26
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I'd love to see the admissions standard for uga vs scar.
Sense of humor. Buy one with that UGA education.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:01 am to auburnphan23
These aren't quotes from Spurrier fwiw
I do love me some Hatin' arse Spurrier quotes
I do love me some Hatin' arse Spurrier quotes
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:04 am to The Nino
I didn't even click the link. I just assumed it was real because Spurrier has said stuff like that in the past
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:14 am to auburnphan23
I'm sure those quotes would have definitely made my twitter feed if the OBC had actually made them.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:23 am to CockInYourEar
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Gary Pinkel? Most driven coach in the SEC.
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 7:24 am
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:29 am to auburnphan23
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I didn't even click the link. I just assumed it was real because Spurrier has said stuff like that in the past
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:56 am to CockInYourEar
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Gary Pinkel? Most driven coach in the SEC.
One of my favorites.
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This is the best part of Kentucky football, because it's sitting indoors watching a coach in a suit.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:01 am to CockInYourEar
Some of those are good but others are WAY too forward. The real Spurrier is subtle about his insults.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:05 am to CockInYourEar
This made me think about your last two hires, similarities and who might be in line based on that. Lou was known for his one liners and Spurrier has that knack for humor, usually sarcastically founded. If this was one of the criteria for the next coach, who out there fits the bill? Nutt comes to mind, Les has a humorous side as well. Others?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:21 am to nc14
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Gary Pinkel? Most driven coach in the SEC.
Clever
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:27 am to CockInYourEar
if only Spurrier had really said those things....then it might actually be funny
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:32 am to Choctaw
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if only Spurrier had really said those things....then it might actually be funny
How I feel. I can't really find them funny unless he actually said them. I only imagine some mid-20's douche sitting behind his keyboard typing them.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:41 am to Henry Jones Jr
It would not suprise me if Spurrier just kicks the Midget in the balls one day for the hell of it.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:55 am to Henry Jones Jr
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How I feel. I can't really find them funny unless he actually said them. I only imagine some mid-20's douche sitting behind his keyboard typing them.
Plot twist!! It really is Spurrier saying them, but using a spoof page as a duck blind from which to shoot his barbs...
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:26 am to auburnphan23
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Love Spurrier just because he is not afraid to be different than other coaches. Dude also has a great sense of humor. He once told a joke about the library at Auburn burning down and how some of the books hadn't even been colored in yet
I remember that. It was hilarious.
I remember the night that fire happened too ... wasn't it during a Thursday night football game or something? I remember the cameras kept showing the fire, or the smoke, during the game. Seemed like it was fairly near the stadium.
Steve Spurrier Quotes
On Tennessee and the Citrus Bowl… “You can’t spell Citrus without UT”
After being asked if he thought Florida would beat Georgia… “Is Ray Goff still coaching there?”
“I know why Peyton came back for his senior year: he wanted to be a three-time Citrus Bowl MVP”
“In 12 years at Florida, I don’t think we ever signed a kid from the state of Alabama…Of course, we found out later that the scholarships they were giving out at Alabama were worth a whole lot more than ours.”
In response to an Auburn dorm fire that burned books… “but the real tragedy was that fifteen hadn’t been colored yet.”
“You know what FSU stands for, don’t you? Free Shoes University”
On Georgia recruiting… “Why is it that during recruiting season they sign all the great players, but when it comes time to play the game, we have all the great players? I don’t understand that. What happens to them?”
On Danny Wuerffel taking hits… “I think he’s sort of a New Testament guy. He gets slapped in the face, and he turns the other cheek. He says, ‘Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do.’ I’m probably more of an Old Testament guy, an eye for an eye. You spear our guy in the ear hole and we think we’re supposed to be able to spear you in the ear hole. That’s how we’re a little different.”
On playing Georgia the second week of the season… “I don’t know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.”
“All I can say is that I’m going to try to coach the way I’ve coached in the past. And if it ends up not being good enough, then so be it.”
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