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How will you have the "Gay" talk with your children?
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:24 pm
Hypothetically, your young six year old son/daughter has already had the traditional "birds and the bees" discussion where "When a man loves a woman they begin battling each other with their genitals until an infant appears." Let's also assume that the discussion comes about whenever young Billy has discovered Spider-Man and Galactus engaging in physics defying anal coitus in his latest comic magazine or young Susie is curious as to why her guy friend Liam wears a dress to school.
How would you open it up?
"Sometimes a man and a man or a woman and a woman like to engage in sexual relations for no procreation purposes whatsoever."
Or if you have a son,
"Imagine a man thrusting his penis into your butthole, repeatedly? A homosexual man enjoys this regularly."
Also, how would you explain to your children that some people have a sexual affinity to cartoon ponies rather than or in addition to real humans. Or some people like to pretend that they are anthropomorphic animals with large elaborate costumes and are largely attractive to their cartoon anthropomorphic counterparts?
What about relationships between two consenting partners which involves one partner assuming the role of a small baby and the other partner assuming the role of the father(who apparently has sexual relationships with his partner while role-playing this father/son dynamic).
How would you open it up?
"Sometimes a man and a man or a woman and a woman like to engage in sexual relations for no procreation purposes whatsoever."
Or if you have a son,
"Imagine a man thrusting his penis into your butthole, repeatedly? A homosexual man enjoys this regularly."
Also, how would you explain to your children that some people have a sexual affinity to cartoon ponies rather than or in addition to real humans. Or some people like to pretend that they are anthropomorphic animals with large elaborate costumes and are largely attractive to their cartoon anthropomorphic counterparts?
What about relationships between two consenting partners which involves one partner assuming the role of a small baby and the other partner assuming the role of the father(who apparently has sexual relationships with his partner while role-playing this father/son dynamic).
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Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:26 pm to DanMullins4Life
I had it drunk. And It must've worked. Not a gay among'em.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:27 pm to DanMullins4Life
Damn it...
I can't win weirdest poster of the year when I'm competing against this genius
I can't win weirdest poster of the year when I'm competing against this genius
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:29 pm to DirtyDawg
He's starting off the week strong once again, tbh 
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:31 pm to TbirdSpur2010
let's hope he blew his load in this one thread
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:33 pm to DanMullins4Life
Your avi fricking freaks me the frick out
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:34 pm to DirtyDawg
iswydt?
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:34 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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He's starting off the week strong once again, tbh
There's only one thing that I've seen on the internet that's more strange than him and it's those weird chicken videos.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:35 pm to DanMullins4Life
Probably use a couple of brightly colored sock puppets,use a realistic script, where each puppet wants more attention than the other one, and are mostly drama whores.
I will then explain to my kids, that this is not always representative of the Gay community, but that there are attention whores everywhere, and they must stay away from those types of people.
profit
I will then explain to my kids, that this is not always representative of the Gay community, but that there are attention whores everywhere, and they must stay away from those types of people.
profit
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:36 pm to DanMullins4Life
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Never.
This thread deserves to live in perpetuity.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:36 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:37 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:39 pm to DanMullins4Life
I'm not planning on having kids. I imagine if I were to hypothetically have this kind of conversation, I'd say "some guys like guys, but other people's preferences don't affect you-- so it's really none of your damn business.
Didn't you have a thread a while back about lusting after your cross-fit buddy, Rod?
Didn't you have a thread a while back about lusting after your cross-fit buddy, Rod?
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:39 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I wasted 2 minutes of my life for that
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:43 pm to DirtyDawg
Definitely not a waste of two minutes.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:45 pm to DanMullins4Life
I would mess up his mind by telling him gayness is hereditary.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:47 pm to DanMullins4Life
"Son, some boys like girls, some boys like other boys."
"Okay dad" *Goes back to video games*
The end
"Okay dad" *Goes back to video games*
The end
Posted on 7/14/14 at 11:51 pm to jbond
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:01 am to DanMullins4Life
I suggest having that talk immediately after you explain that earth is 6000 years old.
The "Gay" talk......
How about teaching your kid to accept all people because of who they are, and to appreciate the differences in people? That is not to ask or say that evil doers and bad people in general should be accepted by her. All different types of people inhabit your lives, make the most of your life by removing judgement hatred and bigotry from it.
Coincidentally, we have never had to have the "Gay" talk with our 14 year old daughter. Which made her telling us she is gay much easier on her. Rather than having moment's of mental anguish over whether or not she should tell us, she introduced us to her first girl friend 6 months ago. She is happier for it. I suppose the reason she was able to do that was because she didn't grow up in a home where she heard ethnicity, sexuality, or religion based slurs on a daily basis.
The "Gay" talk......
How about teaching your kid to accept all people because of who they are, and to appreciate the differences in people? That is not to ask or say that evil doers and bad people in general should be accepted by her. All different types of people inhabit your lives, make the most of your life by removing judgement hatred and bigotry from it.
Coincidentally, we have never had to have the "Gay" talk with our 14 year old daughter. Which made her telling us she is gay much easier on her. Rather than having moment's of mental anguish over whether or not she should tell us, she introduced us to her first girl friend 6 months ago. She is happier for it. I suppose the reason she was able to do that was because she didn't grow up in a home where she heard ethnicity, sexuality, or religion based slurs on a daily basis.
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 12:45 am
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