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The Prayer at Jordan Hare
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:25 pm
was answered but one must ponder. Which Deity was Auburn affiliated with to have such miracles answered. So I came up with a list of possible Deities that obviously graduated or has some kinda personal affiliation with Bo Jackson and his steel hips. You think that maybe it was just luck but how do they land 2 superstar QB's that both were kicked out of schools for stealing without the inner workings of a higher being. Something just doesn't add up.
What Deity is in bed with these Tigers? You be the judge.
A)God, The Messiah, The Big Guy, The One...Aka Jesus, The Son, The Father, The Holy Ghost
B)Oannes - The Fish God of Knowledge. I am wondering maybe it is this guy. Alabama is known for fishing and redneck lifestyles.
C)Tawus Melek - This Diety is actually Satan. Maybe they are secretly in bed with the white devil himself.
D)Ninkasi - The goddess of Beer. I would like to think this is UGA's god because we obviously need more drinks than most of the SEC to endure everything post 1982. But maybe the Aubies are in bed with this naughty drunk.
E)Tsi-Ku - The Chinese Goddess of the Outhouse. Thats right, the goodess of the shite shrine. If there is any diety that seems to have the most in common with Aubie it's this trick.
We the Rant....Deserve answers
What Deity is in bed with these Tigers? You be the judge.
A)God, The Messiah, The Big Guy, The One...Aka Jesus, The Son, The Father, The Holy Ghost
B)Oannes - The Fish God of Knowledge. I am wondering maybe it is this guy. Alabama is known for fishing and redneck lifestyles.
C)Tawus Melek - This Diety is actually Satan. Maybe they are secretly in bed with the white devil himself.
D)Ninkasi - The goddess of Beer. I would like to think this is UGA's god because we obviously need more drinks than most of the SEC to endure everything post 1982. But maybe the Aubies are in bed with this naughty drunk.
E)Tsi-Ku - The Chinese Goddess of the Outhouse. Thats right, the goodess of the shite shrine. If there is any diety that seems to have the most in common with Aubie it's this trick.
We the Rant....Deserve answers
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Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:26 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:26 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
you have too much time on your hands.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:27 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
the lord of light accidentally burned down their barn, so he decided to pay his debts in 2013.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:27 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
It's real simple.
Gus, on his way from Jonesboro to the Plains, had to make a stop through the Mississippi Delta.
Well, you know the rest of the story.
Gus, on his way from Jonesboro to the Plains, had to make a stop through the Mississippi Delta.
Well, you know the rest of the story.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:28 pm to Tornado Alley
The obvious answers are a collaboration between Jewish God and Tom Cruise Witch Magic.
ETA: There's something about watching one dismissed UGA DB passing to another dismissed UGA DB that makes that gif kind of amusing now, rather than painful
ETA: There's something about watching one dismissed UGA DB passing to another dismissed UGA DB that makes that gif kind of amusing now, rather than painful
This post was edited on 7/8/14 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:29 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Probably Loki, the Norse God of russling jimmies. Maybe teaming up with Vulcan, god of the forge, to help with the melt.
This post was edited on 7/8/14 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:32 pm to tylerdurden24
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ETA: There's something about watching one dismissed UGA DB passing to another dismissed UGA DB that makes that gif kind of amusing now, rather than painful
It takes a special god to unleash this type of voo-doo.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:32 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
I believe EnviroKidz Gorilla Munch is the God of Rustled Jimmies. Heathen.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:34 pm to tylerdurden24
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EnviroKidz Gorilla Munch is the God of Rustled Jimmies
Loki's modern day form. They are one and the same. Sort of like the Father, the Son, and the Holy Rustler.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:35 pm to tylerdurden24
We used the same Gods, UGA and David Greene used in 2002 on the 4th and 25 bomb to M.Johnson
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:42 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Actually, we pray to Hyldemoer, a Norse spirit in charge of Elder trees.
Scandinavian folklore reveals that she particularly dislikes her trees being chopped down to make cradles and cribs.
That explains the Kick Six....as for the prayer in Jordan Hare, it wasn't so much that we said a prayer, it's just that God doesn't like UGA.
Scandinavian folklore reveals that she particularly dislikes her trees being chopped down to make cradles and cribs.
That explains the Kick Six....as for the prayer in Jordan Hare, it wasn't so much that we said a prayer, it's just that God doesn't like UGA.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:43 pm to AubieG
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We used the same Gods, UGA and David Greene used in 2002 on the 4th and 25 bomb to M.Johnson
I doubt it was the same god. Maybe your god just has more skill than ours. However, it does look like your guy pooped his pants so maybe our god did help.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:44 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
Figures that Loki would masquerade as an organic breakfast cereal.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:45 pm to AUCatfish
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That explains the Kick Six....as for the prayer in Jordan Hare, it wasn't so much that we said a prayer, it's just that God doesn't like UGA.
Or he's just giving Auburn one last moment of joy before the onset of the Richtocalypse.
UGA will be rewarded for enduring such suffering.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:46 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
That gif never gets old. fricking craziest I've ever seen Jordan-Hare get in person. Duval's kick to knock off UF is up there as well.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:46 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Gus is god
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Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:47 pm to tylerdurden24
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There's something about watching one dismissed UGA DB passing to another dismissed UGA DB that makes that gif amusing now, and not one bit painful
This.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:48 pm to tylerdurden24
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Figures that Loki would masquerade as an organic breakfast cereal.
He really keeps you guessing.
Posted on 7/8/14 at 12:50 pm to Crowknowsbest
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onset of the Richtocalypse.
Much like Jehovah's Witnesses do with the end of the world, you UGA people have been promising this for years and it hasn't happened. I'm losing my faith in the Church of Richt.
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