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Odd items you've found in your home
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:34 am
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:34 am
Yesterday while cleaning the basement, I found a pair of panties in a chest we keep blankets in. Wife said they weren't hers, and I certainly didn't recognize them. We think they belong to a guest that stayed down there on the pull out couch and they got wrapped up in a blanket while her husband was banging her. We just don't know which guest, though we have 3 suspects.
They were black, hi-cut Victoria's Secret with lace on the crotch area. No, I didn't sniff them.
I also found a bag of dried out shake from an old 1/4 bag of weed. No telling how long that's been down there.
They were black, hi-cut Victoria's Secret with lace on the crotch area. No, I didn't sniff them.
I also found a bag of dried out shake from an old 1/4 bag of weed. No telling how long that's been down there.
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Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:36 am to The Spleen
You forgot about hiding your sidepieces panties when your wife came in before you thought she would be home..good job..
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:47 am to Hook Em Horns
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:49 am to Hook Em Horns
Man, I'm too lazy and dumb to have a sidepiece.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:52 am to The Spleen
Man I've still got a pair of panties and hair products from an old ex-girlfriend hiding out under the sink in my bathroom, just praying my gf now doesn't find it.
I've been supposed to mail them back to her, or take them home when I visit, but I just keep forgetting about it, which no doubt will spell doom for me before it's all over.
I've been supposed to mail them back to her, or take them home when I visit, but I just keep forgetting about it, which no doubt will spell doom for me before it's all over.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:52 am to The Spleen
I found my husband's old bag phone going through the attic once. Those old cell phones were huge.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:54 am to The Spleen
we had some plumbing problems and i went underneath to check it out. i found a coke bottle from the 1940's. the house was built in 1945.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:00 am to The Spleen
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I found a pair of panties in a chest we keep blankets in
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We think they belong to a guest that stayed down there on the pull out couch and they got wrapped up in a blanket while her husband
Nah. What happened was one of your guests either pissed/sharted their panties, panicked, and just threw them somewhere where they wouldn't be found for a while.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:08 am to The Spleen
The only logical solution here is to sniff them and then line up the 3 suspects and sniff them for comparison.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:10 am to The Spleen
I don't want to talk about that
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:13 am to DynastyDawg
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Man I've still got a pair of panties and hair products from an old ex-girlfriend hiding out under the sink in my bathroom, just praying my gf now doesn't find it.
I've been supposed to mail them back to her, or take them home when I visit, but I just keep forgetting about it, which no doubt will spell doom for me before it's all over.
What the frick you doing brah? Get rid of that shite. It's a pair of underwear and hair products. Tell the ex you accidentally threw them away...or dropped the products.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:20 am to The Spleen
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I also found a bag of dried out shake from an old 1/4 bag of weed. No telling how long that's been down there.
So did it still work?
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:20 am to Mr.Sinister
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The only logical solution here is to sniff them and then line up the 3 suspects and sniff them for comparison.
They've been in there at least a year so they probably don't have much smell to them anymore.
My wife texted the 3 suspects this morning and all 3 denied ownership. I think one is lying, because the only other female that has stayed down there since we put the chest down there is my mother in law, and no, just no.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:23 am to SpeedyNacho
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So did it still work?
Didn't try because it was just shake. I stashed it away to try and make some butter with when the wife and kids are gone one afternoon. Not hopeful in it being successful.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:38 am to The Spleen
Smart.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 9:41 am to The Spleen
I keep finding used condoms in the trash, but my girlfriend says she doesn't know how they got there. Unsolved mystery.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:00 am to The Spleen
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the only other female that has stayed down there since we put the chest down there is my mother in law
Case. Solved.
You probably don't like to think about it Spleen, but your mother in law is a sexual being with sexual urges just like the rest of us... Strong sexual urges...
This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 10:02 am
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:17 am to The Spleen
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Odd items you've found in your home
A dead body, the Book of Mormon, and some crystal meth
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:23 am to reggierayreb
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You probably don't like to think about it Spleen, but your mother in law is a sexual being with sexual urges just like the rest of us... Strong sexual urges...
Oh, that doesn't bother me. She talks openly about it anytime she has a drink or two.
I was more objecting to the sniff test proposed by another poster. My mother in law is not unattractive, but just no.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 10:43 am to The Spleen
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My mother in law is not unattractive, but just no.
Pics or GTFO. You know you want to hit it. Just because.
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