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Vaginas are exactly like pistachios
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:07 pm
They may look horrible, but boy do they taste like shite.
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:11 pm to Stacked
And before anyone says it, NOBODY likes the taste of vaginas. You just think you like it because you usually end up getting laid after finding yourself eating one of them. Pavlov and everything.
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:17 pm to Stacked
Go frick yourself with a cactus...
...pistachios are delicious.
...pistachios are delicious.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:26 pm to PrivatePublic
I know. I actually just ate an entire bag of pistachios. They are delicious.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:47 pm to Stacked
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taste like shite.
figuratively I assume... If not, you're doing it wrong.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:57 pm to Stacked
thought they were more like casinos
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:57 pm to Stacked
You're eating the wrong pussy or the wrong hole.
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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You're eating the wrong pussy.
I was afraid to say this, because I figured there might be something wrong with me.
Or people are eating pussy that's not fresh out of the shower.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 3:59 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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You're eating the wrong pussy.
Nope. There's bad pussy and pussy that doesn't taste like anything. Not tasting like anything is as good as pussy is able to get. There is no good tasting pussy.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:00 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Yeah I made the mistake of eating a girl out at the end of the day before she had taken a shower. That's the only time I've had an issue though.
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:02 pm to Stacked
I always said v's are like p's.
The best ones are sealed right but worth the wait when you crack it open.
The best ones are sealed right but worth the wait when you crack it open.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:06 pm to 3nOut
3nout, my opinion of you has changed a lot this week. You're killing it.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:38 pm to Stacked
This thread is so wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:47 pm to Stacked
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There's bad pussy and pussy that doesn't taste like anything. Not tasting like anything is as good as pussy is able to get.
This is false. I've found some girls will have juices that taste really sweet
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:47 pm to Stacked
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:51 pm to scrooster
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This thread is so wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin.
They put something on there to mask the bad pussy.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 4:51 pm to Stacked
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:00 pm to Stacked
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They put something on there to mask the bad pussy.
Want to know how I know you're FOS?
You can't mask bad pussy.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:00 pm to deltaland
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This is false. I've found some girls will have juices that taste really sweet
Now we're getting somewhere.
The above statement is true and the reason is ... they are what they eat.
Around here we grow a lot of peaches so the girls around here taste like peaches because they eat a lot of peaches, peach ice cream, peach sauces, etc.
Along the coast girls that eat too much seafood taste fishy.
If a girl is a collard green eater, eats them all the time ... she's gonna taste like collard greens during the season. Same for beans.
Nasty smelling and tasting va jay jays are usually a product of their diet.
Reads as if OP has been going-down on a fecal freak.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 5:07 pm to BluegrassBelle
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You can't mask bad pussy.
So true.
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