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The summer fades, the shitty threads sprout forth in anticipation of the season. All that will remain will be a handful of teams. I remember a time of dominance, 7 years of crushing enemies, all ending with the abysmal showing of the Auburn defense. ..with the world powered by the oblong spheriod, cities around the southeast sprouted great stadiums of concrete & steel. All prepared, ready for the coming 6 month battle.

This is their story in effort to restore SEC order..

Starring:

Mad Les

Nick Saban

..(had to get a short joke in)

..no.. really..

Nick Saban (with Bama fans in the background) BLAH BLAH BLAH PROCESSS BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve Spurrier

Gus Malzhan (with Chizik in tow)

Mark Richt

Kevin Sumlin (dead guy on the left) Bert Bielema (fat dead guy on the right)

Butch Jones (with Bielema and a lightly tanned Sumlin)

Hugh Freeze (face it.. Someone had to play the chick)

Dan Mullens (guy with cleaver) and Will Muschamp (dead guy tied to car)

ACT I

EARLY IN THE SEASON:

Bama Fans flood the airwaves after beating a bad WVU team and some rentawins.. but PAAAAAWWWWLL COKER IZ BETTER N MCCARRON!:

Tennessee's expectations get cut down by Utah State:

Gus is pissed that his QB still can't throw worth a shite..

..and Auburn fans get another visual of the cluelessness (is that even a word? No? IT IS NOW) of previous HC Chizik:

Malzhan ain't happy:

Mad Les cruises into the game vs the tribe from Starkwasteland

Muschamp (dead guy on hood) is fired by Foley after BTB home losses to EMU and UK.. Mullens is like: You a-hole that should have been my job!

Ole Miss and Freeze still pretend to belong in this discussion:

Spurrier is flying around and shite, yelling, You can't spell Gat Damn You fricking Suck without UT:

Mark Richt is preaching (and losing with more) as always:

Bert and Kevin are dead before this season begins:

ACT II

MIDSEASON:

Saban and Bama are still rolling along, but PAAAAAWL DIS IS R BEST TEAM EVR! RAAAAWL TAHD!

Spurrier forgets that he has to coach one week, loses to Vandy, and gets sniped at by Saban for his lack of preparedness.

Malzhan kills Freeze in one salvo:

Mad Les puts his team into overdrive:

..and easily handles Malzhan:

Mullens with cameo appearances by Mike Stoops, Derek Mason, Gark Pinkell, going down in flames with their seasons.

Richt season ends prematurely, again:

ACT III

END OF THE REGULAR SEASON

..with only a few weeks left in the regular season, only two remain unscathed: Mad Les and Saban.

A huge battle ensues:

Mad Les is plowing through the competition.

Saban is trying to blow'em away:

A resilient Malzhan about to undergo a quick death:

The final two clash in an epic crash:

..with the destruction of the SEC, Mad Les continues his journey:

(yeah, yeah.. So he dog lives in my version..)

Can Lord Saban and/or Malzhan put themselves back together and claw their way back into playoff contention?

Tune in for another awesome season of SEC FOOTBAW!

COMING SOON TO A POST NEAR YOU:

Beyond Thunderdome..

..return appearances by:

Mad Les

Nick Saban (Master) & the REC (Blaster)

Bert Bielema

..and many more!

This post was edited on 6/29/14 at 11:19 am