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At what point in the season does Auburn get slapped back into reality?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:01 am
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:01 am
Let's be honest. If not for a handful of miracles they are a 4 loss team last year. Stud RB is gone, crazy coach's wife will be caught with player pecker tracks in her arse crack, and the QB will remember he's not that good. The collapse will be thunderous. Last year they caught lightning in a bottle, this year they get struck by it.
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:03 am to BOSCEAUX
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crazy coach's wife will be caught with player pecker tracks in her arse crack
I laughed
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:03 am to BOSCEAUX
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handful of miracles
?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:04 am to TRUERockyTop
Me too. I've never heard it put that way. 
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:04 am to BOSCEAUX
if not for a handful of miracles we would have been 14-0, but do you have any cigars?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:04 am to BOSCEAUX
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Let's be honest. If not for a handful of miracles they are a 4 loss team last year. Stud RB is gone, crazy coach's wife will be caught with player pecker tracks in her arse crack, and the QB will remember he's not that good. The collapse will be thunderous. Last year they caught lightening in a bottle, this year they get struck by it.
LSU will be a middle tier West team before you see AU tank back to reality. As long as Gus is running the show at AU they are going to win a bunch of football games.
You say Stud RB is gone but they still have Nick Marshall and a ton of other weapons as well as Jovon Robinson commited to play next year who will probably be one of the top backs in the nation.
AU > LSU at this time. Go Dawgs
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:04 am to piggilicious
List the 4 miracles?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:07 am to GridironLeatherhead
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1.Baby Marshall was found in a Holding Cell outside Athens.
FIFY
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:07 am to GridironLeatherhead
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1.Baby Marshall was found in a manger outside Athens.
Is this what it's come to?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:07 am to BOSCEAUX
November 1
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:09 am to Tigerman97
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Message Posted by Tigerman97 List the 4 miracles?
Tip 6, kick 6, beating the Demi-god JFF at his house, and getting handled by a stiff dew. 3 miracles and 1 arse beating.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:10 am to Prettyboy Floyd
It's almost like LSU fans forgot that AU got a five star RB too last year
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:12 am to BOSCEAUX
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Tip 6, kick 6, beating the Demi-god JFF at his house, and getting handled by a stiff dew. 3 miracles and 1 arse beating.
I see one miracle
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getting handled by a stiff dew
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:12 am to DMagic
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It's almost like LSU fans forgot that AU got a five star RB too last year
Anyone confident that they are going to come in and whip Auburn next year has their head stuck up their arse. Auburn is the toughest team on our schedule next year without a doubt. I mean no disrespect to USC or anyone in the east because they are damn good as well but AU is building a beast.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:12 am to BOSCEAUX
I can't wait to witness the beat down Auburn gives LSU at Jordan Hare this year. They may get slapped back to reality later in the season @ Athens or @ Tuscaloosa, but that team is magical inside Jordan Hare. Just ask UGA & Bama.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:13 am to GridironLeatherhead
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But LSU got the better one and Bama already has 3 of them...sooo no big deal really.
None of them has Gus as an offensive coordinator.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:13 am to BOSCEAUX
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ip 6, kick 6, beating the Demi-god JFF at his house, and getting handled by a stiff dew. 3 miracles and 1 arse beating.
I've always understood a handful, in these situations, to mean 5.
I mean I know you're fricking around, but i'd be interested to see what you come up with for the 5th.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:15 am to BOSCEAUX
My body is ready.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:16 am to BOSCEAUX
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Tip 6, kick 6, beating the Demi-god JFF at his house, and getting handled by a stiff dew. 3 miracles and 1 arse beating.
Kick 6 was going into OT Auburn had a huge advantage in yards gained, points, etc…in the 2nd half. Very little other than homerism to think it wouldn't have gone Auburn's way in OT.
Texas A&M lost 4 games in 2013 just because when Auburn beat it seemed like an upset, but in actuality the better team won.
Tip 6 I will give you that, but we all know Murray didn't score either.
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:16 am to GridironLeatherhead
You don't know what either one will do and Yeldon fumbles too much and Drake and Henry will fight for carries in Kiffin's awful offense. They also have Grant, Barber, CAP etc. it's not like they don't have a RB like us
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