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My Lilly white punk arse neighbor keeps griping about the yard

Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:45 pm
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:45 pm
Little turd cuts his Bermuda weed mixture to the roots 3 times a week throwing up dirt and allergens into the air. He complains about mine but doesn't understand that St Augustine isn't meant to be .5 inches.

I'm nailing his woman and would feel bad about if he wasn't such a yard nazi.
Posted by SneakySally
Member since Oct 2013
328 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:45 pm to
what other kind of grass do you know about?
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:49 pm to
Response thread?
Posted by Han Solo
MURICA
Member since Jun 2014
417 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:49 pm to
Solid Thread
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 7:57 pm
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:49 pm to
Are those frowned on in these parts?
Posted by SneakySally
Member since Oct 2013
328 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:50 pm to
we don't take kindly to those types around here.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:52 pm to
Says the guy w less than 200 posts?
Posted by SneakySally
Member since Oct 2013
328 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:53 pm to
don't be so sensitive sally
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46409 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:54 pm to
I'm not sure who I'm supposed to dislike here. You for screwing his SO and knowing so much about yard maintenance or him for having an SO that is getting screwed by a guy that knows so much about yard maintenance.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:00 pm to
If you'll stop being sneaky we have a deal.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:01 pm to
You seem like you know a lot about grass.

Do you prefer the landing strip or the triangle?
Posted by SneakySally
Member since Oct 2013
328 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:01 pm to
ill work on it
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:05 pm to
Hitler stache. But the side piece goes bald.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 8:07 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:07 pm to
I'm partial to the David Suzuki

Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:09 pm to
If 5 of the first 15 posts are from the OP than the thread sucks.






























This thread sucks.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:09 pm to
Well this thread turned quickly.

Dammit Klarvin.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:10 pm to
Boy needs to learn about the nuances of St Agustine, Centipede, and female bushes.
The whole world isn't Bmuda and you can approach all the same.
Stand your ground dude
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:11 pm to
Knowing this....




Makes this hurt less.

quote:

This thread sucks.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:14 pm to
Cool Old Navy shirt, brah.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 8:16 pm to
What. A. F@g.
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