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Advise: I kissed a lesbian

Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:57 pm
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:57 pm
My girlfriend's best friend is a lesbian and we were drinking a lot yesterday and I was inside with the girlfriend of the lesbian. We've been flirty in the past and she was taking a hit off a pipe and said "I'm about to shotgun you" and then made out with me as I inhaled the hit.

Advice on how I should acknowledge the obvious attraction with each other? We're all going on vacation next month.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 5:15 pm
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:58 pm to
Sounds like you are getting a 3 way
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

we were drinking a lot yesterday and I was inside the girlfriend of the lesbian


Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17314 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:03 pm to
They're setting you up so they can tag team your girl after you pass out.


Sorry broheim.
Posted by Han Solo
MURICA
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

Advice on how I should acknowledge the obvious attraction with each other?


Get her drunk again
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:15 pm to
This could be a sticky situation.

Seriously though, you could be walking into a hornets nest of crazy. I have some lesbian friends, the hot kind, and both couples have one crazy jealous person in the relationship. If the chicks GF and your GF are this kind of crazy. Never mention the situation. Never ever.

I pity the man that has two pissed off scorned women after him.

Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:23 pm to
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If the chicks GF and your GF are this kind of crazy. Never mention the situation. Never ever.


My girlfriend and her bestfriend are the jealous ones. The girlfriend of the lesbian is super cool. Neither of the significant others would be cool with all we've done.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 5:27 pm
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:30 pm to
She was probably setting you up to test your faithfulness.

Dust off the dating resume'

You will be back on the market soon







Seriously, just forget it. Drunk stuff.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:41 pm to
With your beak you're lucky anyone kissed you.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

With your beak you're lucky anyone kissed you.


Don't be mad, bro.
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:50 pm to
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With your beak you're lucky anyone kissed you.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Advise: I kissed a lesbian





Big Boo was just a little drunk. She really isn't that into you.


Posted by SneakySally
Member since Oct 2013
328 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:18 pm to
was it before or after softball practice?
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:28 pm to
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Neither of the significant others would be cool with all we've done.


Then I wouldn't say shite.

I've been out drinking before with my friends and thought, "yeah, that shite would be awesome."

Then I look at my wife and realize I would wake up with my dick in the garbage disposal, and the thought passes me by.

However, the spank bank is full.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:38 pm to
Who are you advising?
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:40 pm to
been there, done that. and it was quite the trip! Just go with man. You, her, and your girl. Tap any and all that presents itself. Great memories when you are old!!!
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:45 pm to
oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the best part of the lesbian sex is that there is absolutely no pressure for you to be great! Just blow your nut. She is a lesbian because he doesn't expect great things from men. Don't think you are going to turn her -- just enjoy all her wet, warm, loving parts presented to you.
At least that's my way cause I don't try to Dr Phil my nookie
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:01 pm to
it's a setup

note: your girlfriend already knows about it or will shortly. women can't keep secrets
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 7:02 pm to
as long as they all end up smiling.. its all good
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