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I saw 4 babies come out of vaginas yesterday.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 9:49 am
Posted on 6/22/14 at 9:49 am
It was on a video for this 8 hour child birth class we took yesterday.
One girl looked like Melissa McCartney and I wanted to gouge out my eyeballs and throw them into the sun.
The rest of our classmates seemed into the class only because that was the first time they'd been out of the house in 3 years. Most were horrifying.
I spent most of the first four hours doodling some sweet doodles on one of the 30 handouts they gave us.
They let us go get lunch at 1, so we decided to leave and never ever go back to that place. I got sideways on sweetwater at the deli while she drank more than the AMA allowed amount of diet coke.
What'd y'all yesterday?
frick pregnancy.
One girl looked like Melissa McCartney and I wanted to gouge out my eyeballs and throw them into the sun.
The rest of our classmates seemed into the class only because that was the first time they'd been out of the house in 3 years. Most were horrifying.
I spent most of the first four hours doodling some sweet doodles on one of the 30 handouts they gave us.
They let us go get lunch at 1, so we decided to leave and never ever go back to that place. I got sideways on sweetwater at the deli while she drank more than the AMA allowed amount of diet coke.
What'd y'all yesterday?
frick pregnancy.
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Posted on 6/22/14 at 9:55 am to Slippery Slope
C section FTW
Posted on 6/22/14 at 9:55 am to Slippery Slope
We took our class two weekends ago. Only really useful part of the nine hours was the part where they showed us where to park when she is in labor.
Took breast feeding class last weekend. I was stoked because the teacher was super hot, then she took out a fake foam pillow breast to demonstrate with. I wanted to raise my hand and say "this doesn't feel authentic" but I pussed out.
Took breast feeding class last weekend. I was stoked because the teacher was super hot, then she took out a fake foam pillow breast to demonstrate with. I wanted to raise my hand and say "this doesn't feel authentic" but I pussed out.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 10:02 am to Slippery Slope
I've seen birth in person when my daughter was born.
LOL at any man that thinks he "hurts" it. I've never looked at a vagina the same.
LOL at any man that thinks he "hurts" it. I've never looked at a vagina the same.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 10:03 am to Garfield
Yeah we're gonna do the breast feeding one and the baby CPR one.
At least those are only 2 hours long.
I'm glad she saw how miserable I was and suggested we leave at lunch.
At least those are only 2 hours long.
I'm glad she saw how miserable I was and suggested we leave at lunch.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 10:24 am to Slippery Slope
Sorry about that bro. what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 10:29 am to Slippery Slope
Man the frick up, ya pussy 
My mom has been teaching childbirth classes and shite since I was a kid and I saw all the vids. Ain't no thang.
My mom has been teaching childbirth classes and shite since I was a kid and I saw all the vids. Ain't no thang.
This post was edited on 6/22/14 at 10:30 am
Posted on 6/22/14 at 10:33 am to TbirdSpur2010
frick that.
It was terrifying.
It was terrifying.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 10:35 am to Slippery Slope
Do you even circle of life, bro? It can get messy.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 10:46 am to TbirdSpur2010
I also learned that there's a good chance for her gooch to rip during childbirth.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 11:05 am to Slippery Slope
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I also learned that there's a good chance for her gooch to rip during childbirth.
slide the doc a 20 and tell him to put you a few extra stitches in there. You will be good
Posted on 6/22/14 at 11:05 am to Slippery Slope
Episiotomy or bust
Literally
Literally
Posted on 6/22/14 at 11:08 am to WhistlinDixie15
Posted on 6/22/14 at 11:11 am to WhistlinDixie15
Posted on 6/22/14 at 11:16 am to TbirdSpur2010
Yeah childbirth is pretty nasty
I want to eventually administer epidural's or work in the NICU..... I'm weird idk
I want to eventually administer epidural's or work in the NICU..... I'm weird idk
Posted on 6/22/14 at 11:24 am to Slippery Slope
Did she shite? Sometimes they shite.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 11:49 am to genro
Most of the time they shite.
I've pulled babies out of vaginas WHILE the shitting was occurring. OP needs to build a bridge and GTF over it.
I've pulled babies out of vaginas WHILE the shitting was occurring. OP needs to build a bridge and GTF over it.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 12:14 pm to Roger Klarvin
I genuinely have no idea but are you an OBGYN?
Posted on 6/22/14 at 12:18 pm to olemissfan26
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C section FTW
These are no picnic either.
Posted on 6/22/14 at 12:53 pm to Slippery Slope
I've seen 4 kids I made come out of one vagina. Here's the real key to why Childbirth classes are important for guys.
it teaches you when NOT to look. if you dont like needles dont look during the epidural. If you dont like blood, dont look during the episiotomy or during the afterbirth delivery. The cool part is the crowning of the head and when that slippery little fricker comes out.
Its a very intimate experience. I think it is really the ultimate sexual experience with your spouse. You are bringing a new life into the world. Yours will be changed FOREVER.
If you can have children, you are blessed. However, the childbirth classes mainly just tell the guy whats coming and when not to look if parts of it gross you out or are squeamish.
it teaches you when NOT to look. if you dont like needles dont look during the epidural. If you dont like blood, dont look during the episiotomy or during the afterbirth delivery. The cool part is the crowning of the head and when that slippery little fricker comes out.
Its a very intimate experience. I think it is really the ultimate sexual experience with your spouse. You are bringing a new life into the world. Yours will be changed FOREVER.
If you can have children, you are blessed. However, the childbirth classes mainly just tell the guy whats coming and when not to look if parts of it gross you out or are squeamish.
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