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SEC football coaches...Shawshank...44ups-48self-lickers /Curtain Closed(SFW)
Posted on 6/19/14 at 3:55 am
Posted on 6/19/14 at 3:55 am
Starring...
- Nick Saban
- Les Miles
- Kevin Sumlin
and TaM fan
-With special guest...
- Arky coach
and proctologist
and...
The Ole' Ball Coach
Act One.
- Auburns 2nd year head coach is on a roll
Miles and Saban ponder Auburns chances of winning the 2014 SECW title.
Realize that all miracles have been used.
Butch Jones is the HC @ Tennessee
Saban checks schedule...reacts
Miles checks schedule...reacts
Will Muschamp enters the conversation
SOS hates Mark Richt's stiff hair dew.
Calms down and eats lunch
Wut?
4realz?
I don't belong here!!!
The Ole' ball coach ate a puppy? The hell you say!
Saban teaches Malzan how to spell puppy.
Canz only spell kat
mmm....backdoor
Saban asks Auburn mascot if he ate the puppy.
Gets beaked by AU mascot.
Punishment is death.
Must find puppy
Not allowed to have puppy, went 4-8
I like puppy
Puppy goin' in dry
Badazz puppy
Lord, I ate puppy
I'm saving the penie for a snack
You gonna eat that?
One year later...
Nick, We've become friends havent we?
Foshizzel, my stiffdrizzel
I've lost my puppy.
My friends and I know where he is.
He's in there, Nick! Please find him, we skeered!
HERE PUPPY...HERE PUPPY
No puppy, Les!
See you in Youknowwhere!
Downvote if you lick your own balls.
Thanks, Admins.
- Nick Saban
- Les Miles
- Kevin Sumlin
and TaM fan
-With special guest...
- Arky coach
and proctologist
and...
The Ole' Ball Coach
Act One.
- Auburns 2nd year head coach is on a roll
Miles and Saban ponder Auburns chances of winning the 2014 SECW title.
Realize that all miracles have been used.
Butch Jones is the HC @ Tennessee
Saban checks schedule...reacts
Miles checks schedule...reacts
Will Muschamp enters the conversation
SOS hates Mark Richt's stiff hair dew.
Calms down and eats lunch
Wut?
4realz?
I don't belong here!!!
The Ole' ball coach ate a puppy? The hell you say!
Saban teaches Malzan how to spell puppy.
Canz only spell kat
mmm....backdoor
Saban asks Auburn mascot if he ate the puppy.
Gets beaked by AU mascot.
Punishment is death.
Must find puppy
Not allowed to have puppy, went 4-8
I like puppy
Puppy goin' in dry
Badazz puppy
Lord, I ate puppy
I'm saving the penie for a snack
You gonna eat that?
One year later...
Nick, We've become friends havent we?
Foshizzel, my stiffdrizzel
I've lost my puppy.
My friends and I know where he is. He's in there, Nick! Please find him, we skeered!
HERE PUPPY...HERE PUPPY
No puppy, Les!
See you in Youknowwhere!
Downvote if you lick your own balls.
Thanks, Admins.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 9:16 am
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 3:58 am to 2poop
Posted on 6/19/14 at 4:00 am to 2poop
Someone just post the World Cup one again.
I'd rather read that for the tenth time.
I'd rather read that for the tenth time.
Posted on 6/19/14 at 4:04 am to CNB
quote:
CNB
Glad you rang in. I had forgotten that SCjr was in the SEC.
Posted on 6/19/14 at 4:52 am to 2poop
So, Saban cheats just because someone tells him to?
But seriously, I laughed. Better than a lot of the offseason threads.
But seriously, I laughed. Better than a lot of the offseason threads.
Posted on 6/19/14 at 7:14 am to Tiger Live2
quote:
Better than a lot of the offseason threads.
Posted on 6/19/14 at 7:21 am to 2poop
quote:
Better than a lot of the offseason threads.
Posted on 6/19/14 at 7:24 am to 2poop
i loled 
Posted on 6/19/14 at 7:30 am to rmnldr
quote:
rmnldr
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:20 am to 2poop
quote:
Starring...
- Nick Saban
Nope. Tim Robbins is like 6'5". Saban is like...
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:47 am to 2poop
I thought it was pretty good. Upvote
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:12 am to 2poop
My favorite film by far.
My favorite post of the week (so far:)
LSUFreek would be proud
My favorite post of the week (so far:)
LSUFreek would be proud
Posted on 6/19/14 at 11:27 am to davesdawgs
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Nope. Tim Robbins is like 6'5". Saban is like...
Change your pad, check the wings.
This post was edited on 6/21/14 at 8:21 am
Posted on 6/19/14 at 8:53 pm to CNB
for the masses
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:30 pm to 2poop
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:32 pm to 2poop
Why did I laugh at this?
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:34 pm to 2poop
OP:
Posted on 6/19/14 at 9:54 pm to 2poop
Upvote..LOLed
Posted on 6/19/14 at 10:06 pm to 2poop
You put some effort into this and it wasn't nearly as stupid as a lot of the trolling posts here, so I feel you deserve a thumbs-up. My only question is...or, rather, my only obvious attempt to give certain fanbases an open invitation to troll...metaphorically speaking, what exactly was the river of shite that Saban crawled through?
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