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I Hate Small Town Cops
Posted on 6/10/14 at 5:54 am
Posted on 6/10/14 at 5:54 am
Not even 6 am and protected and served. Hooray tax collectors.
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 5:59 am to Duke
What was the ticket for? 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:01 am to Duke
The ones in Knob Noster, Missouri (yeah, look that shite up...definition of small town) finally got me last week. Doing 51 in a 40. In a section of road that goes downhill about 40 feet in 100 yards (not kidding). And the speed limit drops from 50 to fricking 25 in about 250 yards WHILE GOING DOWNfrickINGHILL (again not kidding).
I got so lucky to get off with a warning, but I was pissed
I got so lucky to get off with a warning, but I was pissed
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:03 am to The Nino
Making my own right turn lane for ten feet in a traffic jam. He picked off three others before he got done writing my ticket.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:08 am to TbirdSpur2010
That sounds like a money maker. I'm surprised they didn't arrest you, considering your blackness.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:10 am to TbirdSpur2010
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I got so lucky to get off with a warning, but I was pissed
If you had been black, you would've gotten a ticket.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:12 am to Duke
This is why, if I ever get a car again (frick having a car in Mexico City) I'll be getting cameras installed in the front and rear, possibly more. Good for insurance and possibly getting out of tickets.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:14 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Good for insurance and possibly getting out of tickets.
Do you even Mexican, Brah?
80 pesos, bribe your way out of a ticket
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:14 am to Duke
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That sounds like a money maker. I'm surprised they didn't arrest you, considering your blackness.
I think the only thing that saved my arse was that I was in uniform and the cop that pulled me over said she was at the tail end of a night shift, too.
And a brotha driving the bigass #WhiteWhale TRYNA fit in around here
Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:49 am to Duke
Had one yesterday try and get me for doing 42 in a 35. Didn't work though. He was going the other direction and there was too much traffic behind me for him to pull a uturn and get through it. He flipped on his lights and tried, but I knew that wasn't going to work.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 10:45 am to Duke
Speed traps on I-40 are the worst. Just sayin'.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 10:47 am to Duke
I got pulled over last week for no seatbelt, speeding and my inspection sticker has been out since December 2012.
Thankfully he was working for my business partner on the side serving papers for his process serving firm so I got out of those tickets. #privilege
Thankfully he was working for my business partner on the side serving papers for his process serving firm so I got out of those tickets. #privilege
Posted on 6/10/14 at 11:03 am to Duke
i don't like to discriminate in my hate
The small town cops are worse though because they have jack shite to do.
The small town cops are worse though because they have jack shite to do.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 11:08 am to heartbreakTiger
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I Hate Small Town Cops
Me too
Posted on 6/10/14 at 11:11 am to Rebelgator
They give you tickets or they make work more difficult by being retarded?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 11:12 am to heartbreakTiger
Why not both?
I've only had one write me a ticket.
Think he works at Wal Mart now
I've only had one write me a ticket.
Think he works at Wal Mart now
Posted on 6/10/14 at 11:15 am to Rebelgator
I was going to add both, I know a few south la towns that will give other cops tickets.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 11:15 am to TbirdSpur2010
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The ones in Knob Noster, Missouri (yeah, look that shite up...definition of small town) finally got me last week. Doing 51 in a 40. In a section of road that goes downhill about 40 feet in 100 yards (not kidding). And the speed limit drops from 50 to fricking 25 in about 250 yards WHILE GOING DOWNfrickINGHILL (again not kidding).
Try driving through Waldo, Starke, and the rest of speed trap alley in FL... Have to drive through that crap everytime on the way down to the inlaws. 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 11:20 am to heartbreakTiger
I was actually impressed with the cleverness. Hidden behind some railroad tracks in a blue and black car near dawn. I was on 30 about to take a right onto 74 toward the river. Traffic backs up there at 5:30 cuz of the plant traffic. Motherfricker was shooting fish in a barrel.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 12:43 pm to heartbreakTiger
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The small town cops are worse though because they have jack shite to do.
I think that's everywhere.
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