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Let's hear some good jokes, what ya got?
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:15 pm
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Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:16 pm to TT9
Two tampons were walking down the street, they stopped at a crosswalk, neither said a word to the other.
Why?
Bc they're both stuck up counts.
Why?
Bc they're both stuck up counts.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:17 pm to TT9
What's the benefit of fingering a gypsy?
You get your palms red for free.
You get your palms red for free.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:17 pm to TT9
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Let's hear some good jokes, what ya got?
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Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:18 pm to TT9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For a perfectly legitimate reason.
How do you make an egg roll down a hill?
You push it.
For a perfectly legitimate reason.
How do you make an egg roll down a hill?
You push it.
This post was edited on 6/7/14 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:19 pm to TT9
What do you call a black person flying a plane?
A pilot you racist fricks.
A pilot you racist fricks.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:21 pm to TT9
What's the best way to make a dog stop humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck his dick.
Pick him up and suck his dick.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:22 pm to 870Hog
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:22 pm to TT9
What do you call a super model with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:24 pm to Stacked
What's a Eddies' favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the First Period.
Before the First Period.
This post was edited on 6/7/14 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:24 pm to TT9
What did the Leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Keep the tip.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:25 pm to TT9
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:26 pm to Stacked
Whats the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:27 pm to TT9
Last one.
Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
Thank you. I'll be here all night.
Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
Thank you. I'll be here all night.
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:28 pm to Stacked
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:31 pm to TT9
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: “I'm not selling!!!...”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: “I'm not selling!!!...”
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:32 pm to TT9
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. Muffin #1 turns to muffin #2 and says "man, it's hot in here" muffin #2 says "HOLY shite, A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage
What's worse than 5 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead in 5 trash cans
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage
What's worse than 5 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead in 5 trash cans
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:35 pm to TT9
A baby seal walks into a club.
Two blonds are standing across the river from each other. One blond yells "How do I get to the other side?" Other blond replies "You ARE on the other side."
Two blonds are standing across the river from each other. One blond yells "How do I get to the other side?" Other blond replies "You ARE on the other side."
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:45 pm to TT9
A dusty old, blind cowboy walks into a bar and makes his way to a stool. After taking a seat, he scoots forward a bit and says: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
He hears a gruff voice from the front of him, and a an elbow in his side.
"Now, Mr. Cowboy, I only feel it's right that I warn ya 'cause you're blind. This here is an all-woman biker bar, and the bartender? She's a blonde with a baseball bat. The bouncer? Another huge blonde. The girl on your left? She's a blonde with a black belt in karate. I'm a blonde with two dead ex-husbands, now...
Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The cowboy scratches at his jaw, takes in a huge sigh and grumbles: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
He hears a gruff voice from the front of him, and a an elbow in his side.
"Now, Mr. Cowboy, I only feel it's right that I warn ya 'cause you're blind. This here is an all-woman biker bar, and the bartender? She's a blonde with a baseball bat. The bouncer? Another huge blonde. The girl on your left? She's a blonde with a black belt in karate. I'm a blonde with two dead ex-husbands, now...
Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The cowboy scratches at his jaw, takes in a huge sigh and grumbles: "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
Posted on 6/7/14 at 7:51 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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