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Posted on 6/6/14 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 6/6/14 at 10:51 pm
Pre baby.
When am I gonna stop getting loaded on the weekends or weekdays when she works late?
When am I gonna stop peeing in bushes?
When am I going to start saying no to friends wanting to go out?
When am I gonna stop smoking cigs at night time?
If I don't stop, when am I going to stop taking showers to hide it?
When am I gonna stop being a jerk?
When am I gonna stop getting loaded on the weekends or weekdays when she works late?
When am I gonna stop peeing in bushes?
When am I going to start saying no to friends wanting to go out?
When am I gonna stop smoking cigs at night time?
If I don't stop, when am I going to stop taking showers to hide it?
When am I gonna stop being a jerk?
This post was edited on 6/6/14 at 10:52 pm
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Posted on 6/6/14 at 10:53 pm to Slippery Slope
As soon as you give the Loch Ness monster that tree fiddy it needs.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 10:56 pm to Slippery Slope
quote:It will slowly change
When am I gonna stop getting loaded on the weekends or weekdays when she works late?
quote:never
When am I gonna stop peeing in bushes?
quote:Immediately, but if you do it right you will still do it on occasion
When am I going to start saying no to friends wanting to go out?
quote:Yeah baby not going to help there. When you get tired of how shitty it makes you feel
When am I gonna stop smoking cigs at night time?
quote:Pretty soon
If I don't stop, when am I going to stop taking showers to hide it?
quote:Well you won't be a jerk to the baby and that's progress
When am I gonna stop being a jerk?
This post was edited on 6/6/14 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:02 pm to Slippery Slope
If you stop being yourself then the woman has won
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:03 pm to Slippery Slope
Classic advice: Be the guy you want her to bring home one day.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:04 pm to Rebelgator
She aight.
She's no succubus.
She's no succubus.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:05 pm to sorantable
quote:
Classic advice: Be the guy you want her to bring home one day.
That's honestly the worst advice ever.
Eta: nm I realized who I was responding to.
This post was edited on 6/6/14 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:07 pm to Slippery Slope
If you're not ready to give up drugs, then you probably shouldn't have gotten her pregnant.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:09 pm to Slippery Slope
But really though. It needs tree fiddy.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:10 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Hey dickhead I stopped doing cool drugs when I found out she accidentally got pregnant.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:13 pm to Slippery Slope
As soon as you become a Granddad, you can resume all that.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:16 pm to Slippery Slope
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Eta: nm I realized who I was responding to.
frick uPosted on 6/6/14 at 11:19 pm to Slippery Slope
I'm drinking and smoking right now. Peed in a bush earlier. . Ain't too bad
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:20 pm to Slippery Slope
Good for you. 
Posted on 6/6/14 at 11:32 pm to Slippery Slope
You will stop around month 4 when she starts those crazy assed cravings. Like for example...I only want shaved ice not cubed or pellet. The worst one was Chocolate Chip ice cream, yet she despises ice cream.
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