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Johnny Football and Pauly D

Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:46 am
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:46 am
(from the story here on secrant at the bottom of the page)

This actually makes perfect sense, doesn't it? I think the "Jersey Shore" demographic is exactly the group that would appreciate JFF, and those of us who can't relate to Jersey Shore at all are struggling to relate to Manziel.

Fitting.

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This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 9:52 am
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111494 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:48 am to
Thread of the year.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60116 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:49 am to
Kerrville and the Jersey Shore are about as opposite as you can get. The demographic that appreciates him is whatever demographic appreciates slaying Victoria's Secret models and partying with celebrities in Vegas
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
14680 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:50 am to
quote:

those of us who can't relate to Jersey Shore at all


me

quote:

are struggling to relate to Manziel.


not me


Your theory has been debunked.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112545 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:50 am to
if you don't appreciate johnny you probably don't even bro
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Crimson Legend



Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3684 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:50 am to
Thank you for your continued interesting in the most exciting college football player of all time.

quote:

and those of us who can't relate to Jersey Shore at all are struggling to relate to Manziel


Someone from Alabama not being able to relate to someone with money... shocking

Poors gonna poor
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:51 am to
i commend you on the depth at which you've analyzed this momentous union of pop culture titans.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30832 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:51 am to
Before this thread, I had no idea who or what a "Pauly D" was.

Thank you for ending my blissful ignorance.

Jerk.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:51 am to
Thread fricking blows
Posted by Motengator
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2013
1357 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 9:51 am to
Preposterous thread is preposterous.
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:01 am to
Listen up Aggies....

I like alot of JFF. But he does act like a douche sometimes.

Remember its easy to bash on him because he flaunts his partying lifestyle alot. Its akin to alot of what that Jersey Shore crowd is all about. But he probably knows more than anyone that this is not going to last forever so you might as well go all out.

Pot calling Kettle black moment: I just got back from a Bachelor party in Orange Beach. We probably partied harder than JFF did this weekend. Thankgod im not famous tho/we probably would have told Pauly D to get lost.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:01 am to
Pauly D is a sub-human life form. I sometimes think that he and his ilk were crafted in a lab and released to the general public as part of a government experiment to see just how low society's standards have fallen. What an embarrassment for Johnny to be pictured with this toolbag.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58030 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:05 am to
man, Johnny really jacked up you gumps brains what w/destroying your D two years in a row and all.

chill out.

he gone.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:07 am to
I miss Jersey Shore.
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:08 am to
Douche bags hang out together. This is not news worthy.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:08 am to
Yall get a lot of joy at only being good at half the game.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73116 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:10 am to
quote:

slaying Victoria's Secret models




Whats JFF hanging at the Hard Rock with the rest of the widwest trash

Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60116 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:12 am to
Wat
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10521 posts
Posted on 5/27/14 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Yall get a lot of joy at only being good at half the game.


I'm shocked that you're still butthurt about us. Shocked.
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