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Girl Dating Star Recruit Thrilled To Learn Auburn Athletic Department Hiring
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:35 pm
Girl Dating Star Recruit Thrilled To Learn Auburn Athletic Department Hiring
AUBURN, AL—Explaining that the opportunity is simply too good to pass up, 18-year-old Kendra Howard, who is currently dating one of the country's most coveted high school quarterbacks, expressed her excitement to reporters Friday upon learning of a new employment opening that just happened to become available at Auburn University’s athletic department.
“They just approached me out of nowhere, but it’s perfect timing since I’m about to graduate high school and could really use a good job,” said Howard, adding that the 30-hour-a-week salaried position comes with a 401(k) plan and a generous benefits package. “They didn’t really mention what I would be doing, but they said that I’m exactly what they’re looking for and that I’d be a great fit for the position. And the best part is I’ll be on the same campus as Brian once he starts practice in the summer, which is such a lucky coincidence.”
Howard added that she is also looking forward to seeing the familiar face of her boyfriend’s high school football coach, who will reportedly be joining the Tigers as their new quality control specialist in the fall.
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AUBURN, AL—Explaining that the opportunity is simply too good to pass up, 18-year-old Kendra Howard, who is currently dating one of the country's most coveted high school quarterbacks, expressed her excitement to reporters Friday upon learning of a new employment opening that just happened to become available at Auburn University’s athletic department.
“They just approached me out of nowhere, but it’s perfect timing since I’m about to graduate high school and could really use a good job,” said Howard, adding that the 30-hour-a-week salaried position comes with a 401(k) plan and a generous benefits package. “They didn’t really mention what I would be doing, but they said that I’m exactly what they’re looking for and that I’d be a great fit for the position. And the best part is I’ll be on the same campus as Brian once he starts practice in the summer, which is such a lucky coincidence.”
Howard added that she is also looking forward to seeing the familiar face of her boyfriend’s high school football coach, who will reportedly be joining the Tigers as their new quality control specialist in the fall.
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:36 pm to Stacked
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:36 pm to asphinctersayswhat
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:36 pm to Stacked
She's a sexy German exchange student
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:37 pm to Stacked
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:38 pm to Stacked
It's Germans and it's The Onion.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:38 pm to Stacked
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:38 pm to Stacked
Just a little late..
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:38 pm to Stacked
quote:
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Germans already bombed this moon with Onions days ago.
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:40 pm to Stacked
Special Olympics Tee Throws No-Hitter
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:42 pm to Stacked
Germs
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:42 pm to Stacked
User name stacked
Post quality fricked
Post quality fricked
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:43 pm to FourThreeForty
Haha
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:48 pm to Stacked
Cheating sons of bitches!
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:49 pm to Stacked
How embarrassing...
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:51 pm to Stacked
quote:Don't let these guys get you down, bro.
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Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:52 pm to brucevilanch
awesome gif
Posted on 5/25/14 at 8:03 pm to Stacked
Didn't this story leek a while ago???
Posted on 5/25/14 at 8:12 pm to Stacked
Posted on 5/25/14 at 8:29 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Not only is it Germans.....ur a damned fricking idiot for believing it. Downvote
This post was edited on 5/25/14 at 8:31 pm
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