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Does anybody have constant gas?
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:22 pm
The past two weeks it seems like it comes at the most inopportune times. I be squeezin' so hard to hold it in. I always wonder if folks around me are feeling the same discomfort during a meeting.
Then today my stomach growled so hard that some lady standing next to me heard it. shite's starting to get real, yo.
Then today my stomach growled so hard that some lady standing next to me heard it. shite's starting to get real, yo.
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:26 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Sounds like you have a nervous bowel. You need to relax, take some you time.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:26 pm to diddydirtyAubie
fricking gross
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:30 pm to TT9
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fricking gross
we all fart except for women of course.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:30 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Check for food allergies man, I know Joe Rogan was talking to one of his guests about it, an Asian dude, who said that when he ate certain foods like beef it'd give him really bad gas.
I also had really bad anxiety when I was in high school that gave me the same thing -- except my stomach just made a lot of noises, not actually farting.
I also had really bad anxiety when I was in high school that gave me the same thing -- except my stomach just made a lot of noises, not actually farting.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:30 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Wrong, I was born like a mouse.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:30 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Humans are the only species that hold in flatulence.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:45 pm to diddydirtyAubie
in
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:59 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Take 10 mg of adderall, drink a quad espresso and smoke a cigarette before work. Anything in your bowel will come rushing out like being chased by a horde of fast zombies.
Of course you may be a bit jittery after...but gas problem like solved.
Of course you may be a bit jittery after...but gas problem like solved.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:12 pm to Duke
Adderall makes you vibrate on the inside.
Coffee makes you vibrate on the outside.
Cigarettes make you smell ready to go.. I'm 6 days smoke free and I hate my life.
Coffee makes you vibrate on the outside.
Cigarettes make you smell ready to go.. I'm 6 days smoke free and I hate my life.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:12 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Take a break from the Wheaties
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:15 pm to Duke
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Take 10 mg of adderall
I prefer downers over uppers.
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drink a quad espresso
I drink lots of coffee when I first arrive at work. I didn't drink any this morning, and I still had issues.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:23 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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prefer downers over uppers.
Those will definitely make you push air through a turd. Kinda like the exact opposite of a filter.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:26 pm to diddydirtyAubie
If you have constipation problems Michael Sam can help you out.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:27 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:32 pm to Hardy_Har
Been there with the smoking. Three times. You'll be glad you did. Food tastes better. You feel better. It just takes feeling like evil has inhabited your body for a couple of weeks to get there.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:39 pm to Hardy_Har
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I'm 6 days smoke free and I hate my life.
It gets better. The first couple weeks will test you though.
This post was edited on 5/13/14 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:09 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Gluten sensitivity can cause voluminous amounts of gas. Get checked. You'll be glad you did.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:10 pm to Hardy_Har
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I'm 6 days smoke free and I hate my life.
You've made the best decision for your life. Stick with it. It'll get better.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:12 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Does anybody have constant gas?
No. Females don't have this problem.
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