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After 24 yrs of marriage I'm a little nervous tonight

Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:29 pm
Posted by JoeMoTiger
KC Area
Member since Nov 2013
2677 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:29 pm
Today is me and sweeties 24th anniversary, went out to dinner at BD's Mongolian Grill, had a few drinks with dinner, went over to the mall and bought the Mrs a charm bracelet, had some Italian ice cream and coffee, we're having a little conversation and she's thanking me for the charm bracelet then she says "I did some shopping too, later tonight I got something I think you'll like". Now it was the way she said it, look me and sweetie have brought the freak show to town many times over the years but I'm wonderin about that conviction in her voice, right now she's in the shower and I'm hittin the Wild Turkey, this could be good or she may finally hit my freak threshold.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:32 pm to
She's about to PIIYB
Posted by Hillborn 22
K-Bay
Member since Mar 2014
864 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

She's about to PIIYB






Was thinking the same thing
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35601 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:34 pm to
The real question is strap - on or double sided dildo?
This post was edited on 5/12/14 at 10:35 pm
Posted by JoeMoTiger
KC Area
Member since Nov 2013
2677 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:35 pm to
She gonna go full on freak? gotta go she just got outta the shower
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:42 pm to
You're in for a hell of a sponge bath
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:47 pm to
I expect a recap.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70878 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 11:02 pm to
finally, a good thread on this board

op is getting a vibrator up the bum mid bj
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 11:07 pm to
No bj. Prostate stimulation via the rectum until ejaculation.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90409 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 11:21 pm to
You're gonna be really surprised when I pop out of the closet in 3.....2.....1......
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13893 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 11:28 pm to
When the time here on the west coast has almost matched the OP's time it is...

Time for an update.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:08 am to
This thread has some potential.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:11 am to
Grab any liquid containing apparatus and prepare it.



Regardless of your college affiliation.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259593 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:13 am to
He can't answer right now. He's tied up with a ball gag in his mouth, arms and legs restrained while two midget transvestites dance around him pouring hot honey all over his body, wishing he'd been more clear when he was defining "freaky."
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:17 am to
I wonder if a certain Mizzou player will make a guest appearance....
Posted by Stringer Bell
The Towers
Member since May 2014
658 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:34 am to
Welcome to your first cuckold. Have seat and some tissue
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:09 am to
Good luck and there had better be an update.... or you will get RA'd so many times
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:27 am to
Wonder if he's still alive. Maybe she told him they are pregnant.



If my wife told me that I'd break down and cry.
This post was edited on 5/13/14 at 6:28 am
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:41 am to
Something aint right with a guy who, on his anniversary night with his wife about to get her freak on with him, post on a sports message board first... maybe its a Mizzou thing.
Although I did enjoy the "midget transvestive" post!
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