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Favorite Hooks?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:55 pm
So what are your favorite all time tRant hooks? My top five:
1. Speedy in so many ways. I would list them all but it would be very Bubba from Forrest Gump.
2. How whenever I list my favorite team as the Saints, the gumps (how about that transition) think I am pure corndog instead of one that was saved by Aggies.
3. Tenn as a dying program, with the weird basketball side effect. I like them overall but its fascinating.
4. Schedule anything. How can that not be top 5?
Tie 5a. ANYONE in the SEC giving us crap about our honor code, except Vandy I guess
Tie 5b. Anyone who breaks Godwin's Law while referring to A&M on the forum
Bonus round: Favorite real hook? I have always been a fan of spoon lures.
What about you?
1. Speedy in so many ways. I would list them all but it would be very Bubba from Forrest Gump.
2. How whenever I list my favorite team as the Saints, the gumps (how about that transition) think I am pure corndog instead of one that was saved by Aggies.
3. Tenn as a dying program, with the weird basketball side effect. I like them overall but its fascinating.
4. Schedule anything. How can that not be top 5?
Tie 5a. ANYONE in the SEC giving us crap about our honor code, except Vandy I guess
Tie 5b. Anyone who breaks Godwin's Law while referring to A&M on the forum
Bonus round: Favorite real hook? I have always been a fan of spoon lures.
What about you?
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 7:56 pm
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:05 pm to cardboardboxer
tDecline
Bert fat
Team vote
Bert fat
Team vote
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:08 pm to cardboardboxer
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Anyone who breaks Godwin's Law
Invoking the nazis in an online conversation is actually following Godwin's law. Hence why its a law.
Posted on 5/10/14 at 6:51 am to cardboardboxer
I have to say I get a kick out of the folks who'll denigrate the Corps, then turn around and praise the Academies or other SMCs 
Posted on 5/10/14 at 8:06 am to cardboardboxer
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1. Speedy in so many ways. I would list them all but it would be very Bubba from Forrest Gump.
Speedy has been my go to so much that they call me out for using Speedy as a default. I need to change it up, but it is so useful in so many ways.
Posted on 5/10/14 at 9:34 am to TeLeFaWx
Same
Posted on 5/10/14 at 9:58 am to cardboardboxer
Wu tang's C.R.E.A.M., hands down favorite hook.
This made me
This made me
Posted on 5/10/14 at 10:32 am to TbirdSpur2010
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I have to say I get a kick out of the folks who'll denigrate the Corps, then turn around and praise the Academies or other SMCs
but y u play dress up army brah?
This post was edited on 5/10/14 at 10:33 am
Posted on 5/10/14 at 10:47 am to SpeedyNacho
Luchini by camp lo IMHO BTW
Posted on 5/11/14 at 10:16 am to cardboardboxer
Thank you all for playing along with this bogus thread. It really helped me identify who our forum lurkers are this weekend.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 2:38 pm to Southtxag
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Bert fat
Not a hook.
Bert is fat.
He doesn't exercise much.
His diet is also lacking.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 2:47 pm to cardboardboxer
To answer your question, even though this was directed at us, the Houston Nutt yo-yo's that WRT used to run off the dock in '08-'09 were probably the best. One of the few times Hog fans were easily rustled. Personal favorite was "3/4" we used to drop in '10. Also any FaWx post.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 2:56 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Also any FaWx post.
When he is on fire, there is none better. I have to sneak hooks, but he can door-in-the-face better than anyone.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 3:03 pm to cardboardboxer
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there is none better
Sao
PWJ has his schtick which is hilarious, Lat in his prime was unstoppable, but nobody could frick with Tiger fans like Sao when he was on. Whenever his tFlagship stuff started taking off he turned his sig into maritime signal flags that translated to "frick LSU".
The best was when he started a thread on the OT titled "What's the most you've ever benched", then after 5 pages changed the title to "What's the biggest girl you've ever banged".
FaWx is good, but often times lacks the humor element that makes it great for all of the onlookers. No offense FaWx, keep doing what you're doing.
This post was edited on 5/11/14 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 5/11/14 at 11:51 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Sao when he was on. Whenever his tFlagship stuff started taking off he turned his sig into maritime signal flags that translated to "frick LSU".
Sao was (is?) a master. Wish he posted more these days.
Posted on 5/12/14 at 8:47 am to TbirdSpur2010
Sao is still hanging around, just on other boards.
He hooks me every time. EVERY TIME man.
He hooks me every time. EVERY TIME man.
Posted on 5/12/14 at 10:23 am to cokebottleag
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He hooks me every time. EVERY TIME man
No shame in that. He trolled the frick outta me for years before I caught on.
And he'll still get me if I don't watch my arse
One of my many "welcome to the rant" personalities I first ran into
Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:58 pm to TbirdSpur2010
The fact that you can still get stuff from 21-0 is amazing
Posted on 5/14/14 at 7:38 pm to WestCoastAg
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The fact that you can still get stuff from 21-0 is amazing
Ain't that some shite?
21-0 did to the psyche of the LSU fanbase what sips thought 27-25 would do to ours
Posted on 5/14/14 at 7:48 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I don't think the coonasses will ever get over 21-0. fricked them up big time.
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