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Start throwing that football with your boys now....
Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:57 am
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Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:38 am to S1C EM
Dammit dad.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 9:16 am to S1C EM
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S1C EM
already started...
Posted on 5/8/14 at 9:31 am to S1C EM
Noted. Great advice and great eye candy 
Posted on 5/8/14 at 9:59 am to DawgCountry
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DawgCountry
Mmmmmm hmmmmm....
Posted on 5/8/14 at 11:20 am to S1C EM
Yea, its probably not cool to hit on your sons whores.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 11:30 am to S1C EM
Remember boys....no matter how good looking they are...there's still some poor bastard out there who's sick and tired of putting up with their shite.
I'm steering my boys away from high priced arm candy...they need to be looking for women with wide hips that can cook.
I'm steering my boys away from high priced arm candy...they need to be looking for women with wide hips that can cook.
This post was edited on 5/8/14 at 11:32 am
Posted on 5/8/14 at 11:56 am to SquatchDawg
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:10 pm to SquatchDawg
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I'm steering my boys away from high priced arm candy...they need to be looking for women with wide hips that can cook.
You can have both.
My wife is good looking, cooks, cleans, works, is a good mother and I still get tired of her shite.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:16 pm to SquatchDawg
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I'm steering my boys away from high priced arm candy...they need to be looking for women with wide hips that can cook.
But, if you do that, you won't be able to creep on a hot daughter-in-law (aka your son's wife & the mother of your grand-children)....
.......like Sic Em is hoping to be able to do in his geriatric years.
Seriously, wtf is this thread about?
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:35 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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But, if you do that, you won't be able to creep on a hot daughter-in-law (aka your son's wife & the mother of your grand-children)....
.......like Sic Em is hoping to be able to do in his geriatric years.
When did I say creep on the girl? Are we seriously incapable of appreciating the beauty of a woman without stalking her?
Ah, forget it. Just get stuck with this hanging around your house all the time...
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:44 pm to S1C EM
Just find a roll and give it hell
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:53 pm to AmericusDawg
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Just find a roll and give it hell
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:56 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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creep on a hot daughter-in-law
Never go below half your age +7....that's a rule.
Of course, that should exclude your kid's prom dates...
indeedPosted on 5/8/14 at 12:56 pm to S1C EM
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When did I say creep on the girl? Are we seriously incapable of appreciating the beauty of a woman without stalking her?
Oh. so, you're just hoping to enjoy the calming serenity of being around a young beautiful woman in your later years? Got it.
Originally, it sounded more like you were hoping to have some family photos one day that you can use for whack-off material....when you're a geriatric on viagra.
Sorry. I misunderstood your innocent thread.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:07 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Oh. so, you're just hoping to enjoy the calming serenity of being around a young beautiful woman in your later years? Got it.
Yep. Same reason I still hope to retire on a beach. I like the view.
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Originally, it sounded more like you were hoping to have some family photos one day that you can use for whack-off material....when you're a geriatric on viagra.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:22 pm to S1C EM
"would give them the best 3 minutes of their lives"
comment section is pretty funny..
comment section is pretty funny..
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:29 pm to Leghumper
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comment section is pretty funny..
Indeed it is.
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