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Possibly the ugliest couple ever caught having sex on a church lawn.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:49 am
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:49 am
Smoking gun
I need some bleach for my eyes.
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Specifically, the cop noted, Benally “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”
I need some bleach for my eyes.
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Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:50 am to AUCatfish
uglies need some lovin' too my man.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:50 am to AUCatfish
I just threw up a little in my mouth. 
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:51 am to AUCatfish
Get in that, son.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:52 am to AUCatfish
They look like they could be brother and sister.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:52 am to 3nOut
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uglies need some lovin' too my man.
True, but on the church lawn? Those two should only have sex in a very dark room with locked doors.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:54 am to CatFan81
quote:I just threw up everywhere.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:54 am to TT9
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:55 am to The Spleen
Which one is the female?
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:55 am to AUCatfish
I hate being human.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 10:58 am to wmr
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I hate being human.
Agreed.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:08 am to AUCatfish
When you gotta go.... You gotta go i guess.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:08 am to AUCatfish
Benally knows how to eat it
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:33 am to AUCatfish
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:39 am to AUCatfish
Momma? Poppa?
God they're always embarrassing me
God they're always embarrassing me
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:54 am to AUCatfish
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When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.
Can you imagine having to touch them?
Posted on 5/7/14 at 11:56 am to AUCatfish
Doesn't matter.
Ate snatch.
Ate snatch.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 12:00 pm to UMTigerRebel
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Can you imagine having to touch them?
They don't make enough hand sanitizer.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 12:42 pm to AUCatfish
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What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump.
Posted on 5/7/14 at 12:59 pm to AUCatfish
I didn't know it was a church lawn.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, guys.
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