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Worst-Case Scenarios for Every SEC Team (sb nation article)
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:11 pm
Thought these were pretty entertaining: LINK
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LSU: N/A. Predicting what a Les Miles team will do in a given season, even in jest, is a waste of time. The man does not respect the limits of the natural world; he will got 11-2, 4-8, and 5-1 all in the same season.
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Ole Miss: 11-1. But the one is to Memphis.
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Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:14 pm to jmitc22
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Mississippi State: Beat the six worst teams on their schedule, lose to the best six. So basically every Mississippi State season under Dan Mullen
wow this is so fricking true.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:16 pm to jmitc22
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Kentucky: Mark Stoops accidentally leaves his defensive playbook on an airplane. It turns out to just say "Iowa Head Coach Mark Stoops" in various bubble fonts and ink colors. There are also an unusual number of dinosaur stickers.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:16 pm to poncho villa
yea, that wasn't really worst-case for Mississippi State. That was just the norm. I'd have to imaging the worst-case scenario would include a winning season followed by the SEC ruling that cowbells are no longer allowed at Mississippi State games
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:18 pm to jmitc22
I'll never worry about playing MSU, especially in TS, but I think they will be good next year. Not LSU or Bama good, but good enough. They picked a great time to finally get a decent qb
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:18 pm to jmitc22
Auburn: Road loss to Kansas State in Week 4 exposes the SEC as a fraud able to be beaten by both the ACC and the Big 12. The conference collapses and within five years every former SEC school is known only for its Quiz Bowl and robot building teams. WAR ROBOEAGLE.
This escalates very quickly
This escalates very quickly
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:19 pm to jmitc22
After Florida loses to Georgia for the fourth consecutive year, Will Muschamp is summoned to Jeremy Foley's office to be fired but suddenly transforms out of his Hulk'd self into his original form: Derek Dooley.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:19 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Kentucky: Mark Stoops accidentally leaves his defensive playbook on an airplane. It turns out to just say "Iowa Head Coach Mark Stoops" in various bubble fonts and ink colors. There are also an unusual number of dinosaur stickers.
I would have just assumed his entire playbook consists of "Call Bob. He can give me good adv...For the love of god, they just scored again! CALL BOB, DAMMIT!"
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:20 pm to randomways
Of course you do. Because Kentucky is in your head 24/7.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:45 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Alabama: (imagines loss to Tennessee) (a Tennessee team that still goes 5-7) (oh man Lane Kiffin's face after that game)
I will never cheer so hard for another team as I will for UTk to make this happen. Oh, the fricking glory. I NEED this to happen.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:48 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Of course you do. Because Kentucky is in your head 24/7.
The football team? Not even close. The basketball team? 17/5 is all I'm willing to concede.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:49 pm to jmitc22
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Arkansas: Any scenario in which Arkansas wins less than 8 games and Louisville wins 8 or more. No, wait. Arkansas and Louisville both make the Music City Bowl, Bielema announces a week before the bowl that he's leaving for an NFL job, but Arkansas stomps Louisville. The confusion as to whether or not Jeff Long should bring back Petrino will rip time itself in half.
This is beautiful
Posted on 5/5/14 at 4:53 pm to Roger Klarvin
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