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Fattest CURRENT coaches in the SEC by the 3 major sports

Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:22 pm
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:22 pm
Football: Clearly Bert. He's fat. That's funny. Still.

Baseball: Serrano (looks sort of like Don Rickles)from UT? Other candidates?
Not sure if there's another Bert clone denting a baseball field around the SEC or not

Basketball: Cal or Stallings?
This post was edited on 5/1/14 at 8:12 pm
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:23 pm to
Frank Martin is a pretty big dude. He doesn't seem to have a guy sticking out or anything but he is a hefty dude.
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:24 pm to
of all time? Cheeseburger Charlie by a mile
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:24 pm to
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:26 pm to
bert is the fattest fatty to ever walk the fat world
Posted by volfan30
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

Basketball:


Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:30 pm to
I get diabetes just thinking about Bert's snacks

Bc he's fat
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139776 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:31 pm to
Is there another lard butt baseball coach I'm missing?

Cal should call Bert and explain why he chooses to not be seen without a shirt on. It just not that great of an idea. I bet Cal got a set of silky milkies on him.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:31 pm to
I said SEC coaches ya' goob.
Posted by Road to 16
Mississippi
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

bert is the fattest fatty to ever walk the fat world


I think that honor is reserved for Mark Mangino
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:35 pm to
I just know we don't have the fattest in football or basketball.
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:36 pm to
I honestly have no clue how Frank martin hasn't had a heart attack yet. between his weight and constant rage mode, he cant be much longer for this world.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:39 pm to
Little known fact: Mark Mangino actually ate the 2006 Jayhawks' entire starting secondary.
Posted by DaleDenton
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Basketball: Cal or Stallings?


BD's fat herpes lip.

Posted by pvilleguru
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Little known fact: Mark Mangino actually ate the 2006 Jayhawks' entire starting secondary.

Posted by Road to 16
Mississippi
Member since Feb 2014
823 posts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Little known fact: Mark Mangino actually ate the 2006 Jayhawks' entire starting secondary.


... No wonder their defense was so bad.
Posted by GDawg1
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:43 pm to
I almost forgot how fat mark mangino was, holy shite.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:44 pm to
It's kinda sad honestly- he really looks like a balloon you could stick a pin in and watch deflate.
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