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Alright OT, help settle a sex debate
Posted on 4/30/14 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 9:58 pm
Is there such a thing as truly awful sex, and if so have you had it?
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Posted on 4/30/14 at 9:59 pm to Roger Klarvin
Dead fish?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 9:59 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yes. Her junk could smell horrible and that makes it awful sex.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 9:59 pm to Roger Klarvin
Not if you PIIHB.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:00 pm to Roger Klarvin
Dead fish
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:00 pm to Stacked
But if her junk is so rank as to make the potential sex awful, I'm not gonna sacrifice the men necessary to accomplish that mission. Abort motherfricker.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:01 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yes and yes.
Going to bed now so can't give deets
Going to bed now so can't give deets
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:01 pm to Roger Klarvin
sex with a dude I imagine would be pretty bad.
This post was edited on 4/30/14 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:02 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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sex with a dude I imagine would be pretty bad.
Not fair
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:03 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yes. There is.
I've heard about it.
I've heard about it.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:04 pm to Roger Klarvin
when nobody cums and both of you STILL walk away sore, it's bad sex.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:04 pm to Roger Klarvin
Sadly yes on both accounts. Jackrabbit sex is not the answer folks.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:05 pm to kingbob
but that is the alcohols fault right? you can't blame sex
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:05 pm to kingbob
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:06 pm to Roger Klarvin
First time you have the sex with your SO after she has a kid is pretty bad. A mom will have to chime in on if it's as bad for them, but me and the bros have talked about this several times.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:07 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Save STD, rotten vag, or the girl doing something crazy like shitting on me without asking then no. Random normal sex is not bad. sex with a dude I imagine would be pretty bad.
So take away all the things that can make sex bad and tell you if sex can be bad?
The answer is still yes. What if her cooter is dry as sandpaper and you don't have lube? Bad sex.
What if you're trying to have sex but her bologna nipples and fat body is keeping you from maintaining an erection? Bad sex.
Are you with me now? Sex can be bad.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:07 pm to The Spleen
I imagine it feeling really gross. I have no idea though, never been there .
.Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:08 pm to The Spleen
spleen I stand corrected. I am out.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:09 pm to Kentucker
Yes. If either of us haven't taken a shower, if I can't jizz in her face or in her mouth, or if I don't finish with the pile driver = bad sex.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:09 pm to Roger Klarvin
If it exists, there's a truly awful version of it.
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