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Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:31 pm
Sort of a spinoff thread, but I have recently discovered that two posters in addition to myself are members of the prestigious Highway Jack club.
First of all congratulations to NIH and Roger Klarvin for being distinguished members of such a fine organization.
For those who can't put it together, the Highway Jack club is comprised of members who rub/flick one out while riding solo along the highways of this great nation (this is the American Highway Jack club check in, I am not member of Internationale).
Any other members floating around the board? We will have a tent set up at this years SEC Championship game for a meet and greet / round of glad handing.
First of all congratulations to NIH and Roger Klarvin for being distinguished members of such a fine organization.
For those who can't put it together, the Highway Jack club is comprised of members who rub/flick one out while riding solo along the highways of this great nation (this is the American Highway Jack club check in, I am not member of Internationale).
Any other members floating around the board? We will have a tent set up at this years SEC Championship game for a meet and greet / round of glad handing.
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:32 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
So... you can't find someone else to do it for you... 
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:33 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I assert you havent lived until you've tried it 
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:33 pm to CatFan81
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o... you can't find someone else to do it for you...
Well that would be supremely difficult to do when on a solo car trip would it not?
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:34 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I've gotten road head before...
So, I'm gladly out of this club.
So, I'm gladly out of this club.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:34 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
You lack an imagination, my youth loving friend.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:34 pm to Roger Klarvin
You have got that right.
Also after you tell someone about it, and you get that phone call a few months later once they have tried it and see what all the hooplah is about is an indescribable feeling.
Also after you tell someone about it, and you get that phone call a few months later once they have tried it and see what all the hooplah is about is an indescribable feeling.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:36 pm to Rebelgator
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I've gotten road head before...
So, I'm gladly out of this club.
You can still join, the two are not mutually exclusive. In fact the person who told me about the club and inspired me to join actually introduced me to road head as well. She was special.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:37 pm to Rebelgator
Road head is fun, but there's just something different about playing tug o war with yourself in the car
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:38 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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She was special
What happened? Puberty?
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:38 pm to Roger Klarvin
And the club has benefited so much from recent technological advancements. Membership as increased exponentially with the iphone and smartphone movements.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:40 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I hope you get pulled over for this, by RebelGator.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
there have been a couple close calls.
And rebgator no not because of puberty.
And rebgator no not because of puberty.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:43 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I have run batches in 28 different states and 4 different countries, if that counts for anything.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:44 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I hope you get pulled over for this,
What do you think I am? Just some basic patrolman?
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:44 pm to Vols&Shaft83
what does run batches mean?
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:45 pm to Rebelgator
In all fairness, a traffic cop would get away with driving whilst masturbating as well.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:45 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Moonshine or meth
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:46 pm to Vols&Shaft83
no it doesn't count. It isn't hard to join the club though. I may reassert my membership on the way home from work.
Traffic sux.
Traffic sux.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 5:50 pm to Rebelgator
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What do you think I am? Just some basic patrolman?
I always took you for a Paul Blart type.
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