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Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:21 pm
Posted by BradPitt
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:21 pm
Who here suffers from it?
Posted by Rebel Titan
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:25 pm to
Posted by InfantryDawg
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by The Spleen
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:41 pm to
Yep. They suck.
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:47 pm to
Not yet. At what age can I expect the fun to start?
Posted by Kentucker
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:15 pm to
Hemorrhoids aren't as age related as they are fitness related. People with sedentary lifestyles are most susceptible. What you eat is important, too. Can't let that rectum get out of shape.
Posted by FourThreeForty
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:16 pm to
Now we find out who has bad anal sex on a regular basis.
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Hemorrhoids aren't as age related as they are fitness related. People with sedentary lifestyles are most susceptible. What you eat is important, too. Can't let that rectum get out of shape.



I've got them. I've been told it's because I worked standing up a lot and ran often.

I'm pretty sure your name just get pulled out of a hat by Baby Jesus or something.
Posted by Kentucker
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:20 pm to
Good point. I hadn't considered the effects of a bareback penis on the rectum and sphincter.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:21 pm to
Anyone ever banged a chick that had the 'rhoids?
This post was edited on 4/21/14 at 9:22 pm
Posted by Kentucker
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

I'm pretty sure your name just get pulled out of a hat by Baby Jesus or something.


^Apparently this is the correct statement.

Who gets hemorrhoids? LINK

Humans are prone to hemorrhoids because erect posture puts a lot of pressure on the veins in the anal region.

Heredity has also been considered a factor, since hemorrhoids tend to run in families.

People who have chronic constipation is considered a major cause of hemorrhoids. This is because constipated individuals tend to consistently strain to evacuate their bowels, increasing pressure in the rectum. Disturbance from frequent bowel movements associated with diarrhea can also be a cause.

People who frequently use laxatives. Laxatives may result in diarrhea, and increase your likelihood of getting hemorrhoids. Increased abdominal pressure can often encourage hemorrhoids.

People who exert themselves strenuously at work or who stand for long periods of time are most often afflicted.

Pregnant women. Pregnancy is a common cause of hemorrhoids among young women. They are most common in the final trimester because there is increased pressure from the enlarged uterus. Constipation, also common during pregnancy, adds to the problem.

Other factors that encourage hemorrhoids include lack of physical activity and a low daily intake of fluids.
Posted by Garfield
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

I'm pretty sure your name just get pulled out of a hat by Baby Jesus or something.






Eta: Funny because it is true.
This post was edited on 4/21/14 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:29 pm to
Only once, it was turible
Posted by five_fivesix
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:29 pm to
nope. I keep a clean, well-scrubbed lower unit. Untouched by manly rough-housing.
Posted by AirDawg
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 9:13 am to
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 9:22 am to
aTm Board
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 9:40 am to
So it seems you can get them from having poos that are too solid as well as too liquid, going to often as well as not enough, and from sitting too much as well as standing too much.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 9:44 am to
Quite a butthole quandry. How do you not sit or stand too much? Maybe I don't lay down enough throughout the day.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 9:44 am to
I got mine from daily pain pill use for severe back pain. Those things constipate you, and constipation leads to roids. I've only had a couple of episodes where the pain and itching was unbearable. Hot bath with epsom salt usually provided temporary relief.
Posted by wmr
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:18 am to
Yeah I developed a mean little one after surgery and weeks of pain meds.

It rarely bothers me. I saw the butthole doc last year.
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