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Which Mizzou jabroni drives this FJ Cruiser

Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:21 pm







I have to say the canary yellow color does mesh well with the canary yellow tiger mascot however seeing this where it was raises several questions.

1) What the hell are you doing in Jenkinsville, SC?
2) I imagine Franklin, being the cornball brother he is, would drive a similar vehicle. Does James Franklin drive one of these?
3) Did Mizzou Killz design this paint job on MS Paint?


Please get out of SC and go home. When I close my eyes I can envision all the pastey faced Mizzou fans in CoMo with their Nike hoodies and cans of pop tailgating around this bad boy and it makes me sick.
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 2:23 pm
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
5888 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:23 pm to
What kind of southerner calls a fizzy beverage "pop?" It is soda or coke you dumbfrick.
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:24 pm to
Why do USCjr fans have such a hard on for Mizzou?
Posted by NEMizzou
Columbia MO
Member since Nov 2013
1369 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:26 pm to
I see a Cardinals bumper sticker on there, can't be all bad...
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:28 pm to
Link?
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:31 pm to
Can't wait till he goes to trade that in.

Should go over well at dealerships all over South Carolina.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111495 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

2) I imagine Franklin, being the cornball brother he is, would drive a similar vehicle. Does James Franklin drive one of these?

Do you even James Franklin?
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Jenkinsville, SC


Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 2:54 pm to
Isn't that dual nationality in the first pick? Germans?
Posted by Dixie.Reb
Oxford
Member since Jul 2013
2377 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:00 pm to
Can't see the details of the flag, but it looks a lot like Venezuela or Columbia.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:03 pm to
It's a a nuclear power plant that's under construction. They're probably pouring the concrete.
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27421 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Why do USCjr fans have such a hard on for Mizzou?


20 plus years, 1 division title.

2 years, 1 division title.

Think that about sums it up.

Posted by MIZtyler
Norman, OK.
Member since Feb 2013
166 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:53 pm to
James Franklin drives a Lexus sedan nice try
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 5:39 pm to
Implying the east is what it used to be.

Remind me what Mizzous record is vs SC since you joined the SEC?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 5:47 pm to
Columbia.

This is clearly the vehicle of a Columbian drug lord who has relocated to Missouri to get that Meth connect and is trying to get some local camouflage.
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 5:49 pm
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27421 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

mplying the east is what it used to be.

Remind me what Mizzous record is vs SC since you joined the SEC?



Im not starting threads about USCe bro. Your fan base does at a pretty admirable clip.

Also, so even with the east being "down" and not what it "used to be" you all still couldnt win the division?



Posted by Eventual_Seizure
The Republic of Texas
Member since Apr 2014
292 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 6:20 pm to
Jabroni? What are you, Hulk Hogan?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Also, so even with the east being "down" and not what it "used to be" you all still couldnt win the division?


You act like we don't know our history. Or you don't know out history. We were a dumpster fire before 2010. Hell, even comparing yourself to South Carolina is pretty telling of your own programs shortcomings.

And I've seen PLENTY of South Carolina threads started by Missouri. Even more Missouri posters hijacking a South Carolina thread where Missouri isn't even mentioned.

You're making a lot of something from nothing. There's less than ten of us and all of us seem to get sand in your vagina.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37574 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

What kind of southerner calls a fizzy beverage "pop?" It is soda or coke you dumbfrick.


He was simply patronizing Mizzou fans, the yankee fricks that you are, for calling soda or cokes "pop" since the day y'all were invited into the conference.

The rest of us got it, trust me.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111495 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:43 pm to
The majority of the state calls it soda. Thanks for your concern over the vernacular.
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