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At what point do you throw out your underwear?

Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:01 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:01 pm
I just noticed that the boxers I'm wearing have holes in them.

I may have to start going commando this summer.

I do go commando a lot in the summer FWIW. Let the sweaty junk hang freely in da shorts.
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
14637 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:02 pm to
Commando in the summer is asking for a mean case of the inner thigh chafe. Nothing worse than being chafed as shite and having to walk somewhere.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:05 pm to
I don't remember any chafing during previous summers.
Posted by The Sultan of Swine
Member since Nov 2010
7723 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

At what point do you throw out your underwear?


As soon as I find myself asking this question.
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19016 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:07 pm to
You're lucky then. I most often get it during those hot September games where I walk from downtown Tuscaloosa to campus and then back. It's always terrible.
Posted by BZ853
Member since Aug 2013
1857 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:12 pm to
When my junk rubs a hole in them.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:19 pm to
When the husband would like to see some new stuff.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

At what point do you throw out your underwear?


When those mofos are ripped straight down the arse crack
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:45 pm to
If I shite my pants I will just throw out the underwear, no sense in washing them and getting poop on all the other clothes in the washer.
Posted by Dawggy_Style
Member since Oct 2013
558 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:55 pm to
Isn't the correct answer "when I leave too many pairs at your mom's house" or "when your wife starts to complain" or something appropriately macho?
Posted by roadhouse
Chicago
Member since Sep 2013
2703 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:12 pm to
typically when the elastic completely gives out, but if the holes get too big and are in the wrong places I'll make an exception.
Posted by roadhouse
Chicago
Member since Sep 2013
2703 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

When the husband would like to see some new stuff.


Posted by Hawgeye
tFlagship Brothel
Member since Jun 2009
30912 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:27 pm to
I have too many pairs of lucky underwear to throw any away
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36500 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

I just noticed that the boxers I'm wearing have holes in them.


When my boxers have holes in the same spots as my shorts/jeans.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36500 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

If I shite my pants I will just throw out the underwear, no sense in washing them and getting poop on all the other clothes in the washer.




...........does this happen to you often?
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19016 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:37 pm to
I have never shite my pants. I did wet my pants once and I did shite in the woods in Great Smokey Mountains National Park. Never my pants though.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58105 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:49 am to
When the blow outs become so bad that their basically a man thong which gives me a wedgie (sp?), at that point their done
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 8:21 am to
quote:

I have never shite my pants. I did wet my pants once and I did shite in the woods in Great Smokey Mountains National Park. Never my pants though.


Well put a rose on your nose.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 9:35 am to
quote:

When the husband would like to see some new stuff.



Upvoted. More wives should be like this.
Posted by parkjas2001
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 9:36 am to
quote:

I may have to start going commando this summer.


Enjoy the SBS.
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