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Let's talk about swamp arse.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:55 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:55 pm
Who here suffers from it on a hot, summer day?
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Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:56 pm to BradPitt
If you say you don't you're lying. I personally hate alligator dick more than swamp arse though.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:01 pm to BradPitt
What I hate is that for me it's caused by a combination of lots of walking, heat, and gastrointestinal distress due to eating unusual food.
It another words it happens right in the middle of every summer vacation
It another words it happens right in the middle of every summer vacation
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:01 pm to BradPitt
big time here. Next car will have those seats that blow cold air on my taint.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:02 pm to UMRealist
quote:
alligator dick
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:04 pm to BradPitt
You know what I'm talkin about? 
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:15 pm to UMRealist
This thread.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:17 pm to UMRealist
quote:
I personally hate alligator dick
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:20 pm to BradPitt
Spray on deodorant... it may sting a little, but it's worth it later.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:22 pm to DirtyDawg
Alligator dick is the dick version of swamp arse when your dick and balls are sweaty and nasty as frick.
Called alligator dick bc it's like it's been sitting in the swamp(arse) all day.
Called alligator dick bc it's like it's been sitting in the swamp(arse) all day.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:40 pm to UMRealist
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I personally hate alligator dick
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This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I did
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:45 pm to UMRealist
Oh... I just called that straight dick stank
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:46 pm to DirtyDawg
Lulz, cuz gay dicks always stank
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:46 pm to OBReb6
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:47 pm to OBReb6
I got it
Posted on 4/9/14 at 1:05 am to BradPitt
Yup, it's in the 90s with a chance to hit 100.
Argh...
Argh...
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:26 am to BradPitt
i hate summer specifically because of it.
i sweat walking from the office to the car.
i sweat walking from the office to the car.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:28 am to BradPitt
Gold Bond is a necessity in the summer.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:45 am to BradPitt
Poast.
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