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Anybody else suffer from wet dreams?
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:14 pm
Sometimes I'm having this awesome dream and right when the good stuff starts I wake up and realize I'm stuck to the sheets. Anyone else?
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Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:17 pm to KCM0Tiger
Yep, it makes me wake up too. I think my conscious is just awake enough to make me realize that damn it all, I am going to have to change my underwear (I don't sleep naked).
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:21 pm to PrivatePublic
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Yep, it makes me wake up too. I think my conscious is just awake enough to make me realize that damn it all, I am going to have to change my underwear (I don't sleep naked).
Edited because gf just found my screen name.
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:23 pm to Stacked
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This is why I always put my girlfriend's mouth on my penis before I fall asleep.
You should look into something called bruxism.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:35 pm to KCM0Tiger
IN
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:51 pm to KCM0Tiger
I keep waking up stuck to a naked woman
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:18 pm to MIZ_COU
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I keep waking up stuck to a naked woman
Inflatables don't count
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:22 pm to KCM0Tiger
Haven't since the Navy.
I hadn't done it for something like 3 months in a row and it came out yellow.
Hentai made sense at that moment.
I hadn't done it for something like 3 months in a row and it came out yellow.
Hentai made sense at that moment.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:31 pm to KCM0Tiger
quote:They do to me
nflatables don't count
You haven't live until you peel off an inflatable that's stuck to you
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:03 pm to KCM0Tiger
never had one in my life. Kind of feel like I'm missing out. Been a 3x per day wanker since the age of 12 though, so that probably has something to do with it
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:05 pm to roadhouse
That's a lot of bayting dude
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:06 pm to NIH
He's a master at it.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:08 pm to KCM0Tiger
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Anyone else?
eta damn someone beat me to that gif
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:19 pm to KCM0Tiger
I upvoted this thread.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:32 pm to roadhouse
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Been a 3x per day wanker since the age of 12 though, so that probably has something to do with it
Holy shite
Would you like pound one out between stacks of books during study hall in junior high or something? that's just remarkable
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:52 pm to roadhouse
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Been a 3x per day wanker since the age of 12
When I was 14, I jacked it at every opportunity.
I've wanked 3 times in a day once since I turned 30, that last time was exhausting..
Posted on 4/8/14 at 11:01 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I just lacked the opportunities at that age
My first week at college was like the bayting Super Bowl doe
My first week at college was like the bayting Super Bowl doe
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:54 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:58 am to KCM0Tiger
Wet dreams actually follow through for me 
Like, my subconscious isn't like others. It doesn't troll me while I sleep at night. Probably cause I save my trolling for the rant
That being said, I usually only have one every 1-2 months if that. But oh well.
Like, my subconscious isn't like others. It doesn't troll me while I sleep at night. Probably cause I save my trolling for the rant
That being said, I usually only have one every 1-2 months if that. But oh well.
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