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Posted on 4/8/14 at 6:47 am
Posted by DawgNation2012
Canton, GA
Member since Sep 2012
817 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 6:47 am
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Posted by DesmondHume
Island
Member since Mar 2013
661 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:11 am to
ROFLMAO
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30539 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:20 am to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63831 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:48 am to
What's grosser than gross?












































A dead animal with it's head cut off, and a dead baby's head sewn back on...


























..stuffed with rotten cheeseburgers...














Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26172 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:18 am to
wtf.
Posted by DawgNation2012
Canton, GA
Member since Sep 2012
817 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:19 am to
deeprig you are one sick person.
Posted by Charlestondawg
South Cackalack
Member since Oct 2013
976 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:38 am to
seek therapy
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26172 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:55 am to
quote:

deeprig you are one sick person.



Seriously.
Posted by Remington Dawg
Irmo, S.C
Member since Sep 2012
1457 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:08 am to
Seek therapy Rigs. You need it.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63831 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 11:04 am to
See ya on the water.... :)
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