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re: UK vs UCONN NC Chatter: Email From Worst RA EVAR
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:07 pm to RebFeBrees
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:07 pm to RebFeBrees
quote:WTF is H.O.L.D.U.P!?
Derek Litts is a dual degree student in Business Management with a focus in Entrepreneurship, and Human Development and Family Studies. Derek is currently in his sophomore year, and is from University Place, Washington. Derek was an Orientation Leader for the Summer of 2013, and continues to work for Orientation Services in the office during the year. Derek is also the Treasurer for the UConn Water Polo Club Team, and well as a committee head for H.O.L.D.U.P!. Derek was in the Leadership Learning Community last year, and is excited to spend his first year of being a Resident Assistant as one for the LLC! E-mail: derek.litts@uconn.edu
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:08 pm to RT1941
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H.O.L.D.U.P!?
Haters
Only
Leave
Derek
Under
Paid
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:09 pm to arkyhawk
ah hell well now I feel bad for signing him up for BBC vids
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:11 pm to cas4t
My name is Derek and I enjoy anal beads
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:17 pm to RT1941
quote:Damn, you'd think as a fellow student-athlete he would have more school spirit in support of his basketball brethren.
Derek is also the Treasurer for the UConn Water Polo Club Team
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:34 pm to FearlessFreep
This dudes floor is getting wrecked if they win.
Where in da fuq does he expect them to go
College is in a cow pasture with like 2 shitty country bars around it
Where in da fuq does he expect them to go
College is in a cow pasture with like 2 shitty country bars around it
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:35 pm to IceColdBeer
pretty sure the email was fake gaiz
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:37 pm to cas4t
I'm still leaving my comment up because I don't like the way he looks
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:38 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
yea he looks like an arkansas fan imo
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:38 pm to IceColdBeer
quote:cow college bros
College is in a cow pasture with like 2 shitty country bars around it
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:39 pm to cas4t
Hubbhog IMO
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:00 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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@ATLHawks: Don't worry folks. Derek the RA says you can still watch Hawks games in the dorm.
Lulz, no one wants to watch Hawk Basketball
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:04 pm to arkyhawk
Those tweets make him sound like an even bigger condescending douche.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:21 pm to Patton
Yeah the "obligatory tweet" thing makes him sound precisely like the douche in the email.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:00 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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I'm still leaving my comment up because I don't like the way he looks
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:03 pm to undecided
That guy doesn't stand a chance...
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:08 pm to undecided
I missed the memo, when did RAs ever become cool? That was asking for it though.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:13 pm to arkyhawk
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Derek Litts ?@DerekLitts Apr 5
Obligatory tweet about how my school is the best. #UConn #BleedBlue #Championship #watchout
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Derek Litts ?@DerekLitts Apr 5
...with that said... Let the riots begin #wewinsowedestroy #imightbeaddictedtohashtags
These make me find the email more likely to be serious. These reek of an attempt at clever sarcasm which just fell flat. I hope everyone around him parties as loud as possible. This guy deserves it.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:46 pm to undecided
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@LostLettermen: DEREK RESPONDS!!!!!! LINK
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From: Derek
Date: April 7, 2014 at 3:54:29 PM EDT
Subject:Just to clarify…
So someone took the email I sent Saturday to heart and decided to Tweet it, so I’d like to clarify:
-I was trying to come off on the strict side so our floor wouldn’t be vandalized. That has been a problem here in the past (and was a problem Saturday night again) and could end in us getting an extra fee. That’s really the only point I was trying to get across, the rest was sarcasm.
-The laundry comment is a joke from Seinfeld. Next time I’ll include a link so you know that I’m kidding. We cheer for clothes
-If you think I’m being condescending in an email, call me on it. That’s not how I view my position and I was just trying to keep your shenanigans outside (where you are less likely to get in trouble).
Please address me the way I address you when there is a problem (mostly passive aggressive emails), as I could have explained that 90% of what I said was sarcasm and 10% was a plea to not have to document any of you guys. Could you really imagine me saying “be as far away from me as possible” to any of you? If you can, let me know. We clearly have not had enough bonding time for you to get my sense of humor.
But now it’s on the internet, so thanks.
Derek (“arguably the worst RA in UConn history”)
Hey guys maybe Derek's not so bad after all
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 8:58 pm
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