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Has anyone here tried the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears?
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:11 pm
I am dehydrated as hell because I've been pissing out my arse for the last hour. I ate about 1/3 of a pound of those fricking things and the next thing you know, gastrointestinal Armageddon breaks loose and I'm melting my god damned toilet. My wife is god damned mortified at the sounds coming from the bathroom (via my now completely raw a-hole) as fluids spew forth at what feels like a minimum of 10 gallons per second. I. Want. To. Die. Right. Now.
When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
This post was edited on 3/30/14 at 8:15 pm
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:15 pm to crispyUGA
Foodd like gummy bears are gross and disgusting. Boyfriend eats that shite after a workout. 
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:17 pm to crispyUGA
We had a thread about these a while back. 
Prayers sent.
Prayers sent.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:20 pm to crispyUGA
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1/3 pound
/thread
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:21 pm to crispyUGA
I watched a youtube video of a guy eating an entire 5 lb bag, it was awful to watch towards the end.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:21 pm to CatFan81
You are a stupid arse. Your comments are not needed here 
Don't diss my Gummies.
Don't diss my Gummies.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:21 pm to crispyUGA
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When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
Yep. I'm sorry brah
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:23 pm to CatFan81
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CatFan81
how can you possibly be a bitch about gummie bears?
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:25 pm to crispyUGA
So you're saying we should start using sugar-free gummy bears for colonoscopy prep?
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:25 pm to crispyUGA
stop stealing shite from Amazon.com.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:37 pm to Vols&Shaft83
That a serious question?
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:41 pm to bamabenny
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That a serious question?
No it was more of a rhetorical question. She's always a bitch.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:45 pm to crispyUGA
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When will this stop? Am I going to be up all night with this?
You will die tonight. Sorry.
Say hi to Erk for me.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:47 pm to crispyUGA
You were warned here on the rant a few months ago.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:48 pm to GoldenDawg
Go read the Amazon reviews on those particular Gummi bears. Nearly everyone gets explosive diarrhea.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 9:27 pm to crispyUGA
I read the reviews after George Takei linked to them on Amazon, that was enough to know to avoid them forever.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 9:41 pm to Dawggy_Style
The fresh market doesn't really do a lot to warn you of what you're about to ingest. The label was on the back of the baggie and was not clearly marked. My life is a world of shite right now.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 9:51 pm to crispyUGA
Go ahead and call in sick tomorrow. You're not going to get much sleep tonight my friend.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 9:53 pm to crispyUGA
Do people really not know what these things do?
This post was edited on 3/30/14 at 9:54 pm
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