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Kenny Hill looking like a lock for the 2014 Heisman
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:49 pm
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It was near this same stretch of Northgate where GOAT JFF was arrested shortly before his first career start and Heisman year. My sources say they're etching Kenny's name on the trophy now. Also it appears Kenny votes Republican
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Kenny Hill, a 19-year-old sophomore from Southlake, was taken into custody in the parking lot of Chimy’s on University Drive just before 3 a.m., according to College Station police reports. He has since posted bail and was released. Hill was passed out in a planter full of rocks and plants in front of the restaurant-bar when officers arrived, police said in the arrest report. When asked who the current president of the United States was, Hill reportedly answered “Bush” and told officers his name was “Kennedy,” authorities said.
It was near this same stretch of Northgate where GOAT JFF was arrested shortly before his first career start and Heisman year. My sources say they're etching Kenny's name on the trophy now. Also it appears Kenny votes Republican
This post was edited on 3/28/14 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:50 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
hes the future GOAT
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:51 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
"Hill was passed out in a planter full of rocks and plants in front of the restaurant-bar when officers arrived"
Awesome.
Awesome.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:51 pm to WestCoastAg
Sorry our QBs like to party and set SEC records
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:52 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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When asked who the current president of the United States was, Hill reportedly answered “Bush”
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:52 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
shite, can't blame him. If I had to spend spring break in College Station, I'd probably want to pass out drunk somewhere too.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:52 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Sorry to burst your bubble but Kennedy was a Democrat and a wash out as a football player. But maybe he'll have a future in politics
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:54 pm to bengalbait
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Sorry to burst your bubble but Kennedy was a Democrat and a wash out as a football player. But maybe he'll have a future in politics
You should probably read what he said before trying to post a smartass remark and making yourself look dumb
This post was edited on 3/28/14 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:55 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Change title to Kenny Hill wins 2014 Heisman please.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:56 pm to Projectpat
Atleast he didnt get arrestedona scooter like Maty Mauk did
Posted on 3/28/14 at 3:59 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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You should probably read what he said before trying to post a smartass remark and making yourself look dumb
I did read where he told the arresting officer his name was Kennedy. So get a sense of humor.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 4:01 pm to bengalbait
Lying to the police is no laughing matter.
This post was edited on 3/28/14 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 3/28/14 at 4:03 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
GOAT status is now inevitable.
QB battle: over
QB battle: over
Posted on 3/28/14 at 4:04 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Yeah you've gotta think this locks it up for him
Posted on 3/28/14 at 4:06 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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GOAT status is now inevitable.
QB battle: over
I would agree except he was only found passed out.
Now, if he had been found passed out in a puddle of his own sick, having pis*ed himself with a hooker sitting on his face snorting lines off his navel - then give him GOAT status, the Heisman, Nike contract, etc., etc.
As it is ... just not convinced yet.
Posted on 3/28/14 at 4:07 pm to GoldenDawg
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I would agree except he was only found passed out.
Now, if he had been found passed out in a puddle of his own sick, having pis*ed himself with a hooker sitting on his face snorting lines off his navel - then give him GOAT status, the Heisman, Nike contract, etc., etc.
You know, these are good points.
Terrific effort, but just short of being over the top.
GOAT status: pending (but probable).
This post was edited on 3/28/14 at 4:08 pm
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