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Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Christian
Posted on 3/25/14 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 3/25/14 at 5:57 pm
Sometimes
Sometimes
But mostly that Jesus is
Sometimes
But mostly that Jesus is
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Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:00 pm to sorantable
Mostly annoyed.
I don't ever ask that.
I don't ever ask that.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:00 pm to sorantable
Good for them.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:06 pm to sorantable
I wonder why they felt the need to tell me that.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:10 pm to sorantable
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:10 pm to The Spleen
I'm waiting for Catfan to show up and tell us she's an Atheist, in her usual county way.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:11 pm to cas4t
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Good for them.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:13 pm to sorantable
Can't remember the last time someone told me they were a Christian. Been many a year.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:15 pm to sorantable
I have no idea. What a weird thread.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:17 pm to sorantable
It happened to me once outside of normal conversation where it may naturally come up. It went like this (not kidding):
Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.
Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:19 pm to sorantable
Invite them over for dinner and let them meet my pets
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:20 pm to sorantable
most people tell me by their actions.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:22 pm to Mizzeaux
Need a woodchipper by any chance?
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:23 pm to Mizzeaux
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Them: Yeah, I'm a Christian.
Me: Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance.
+1 bonus point for Fargo reference.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:25 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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most people tell me by their actions.
Sometimes the opposite happens and then the person's like "Yeah, I'm a Christian."
You keep saying that word, I don't think it means what you think it means
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:25 pm to Mizzeaux
Really the only time I can really remember someone telling me they were a Christian without me asking was at a bar in Destin. There was some band playing and I started dancing with this drunk cougar next to me. She was into it and I smacked her arse. She stopped dancing and gave me a mean look and told me she was a Christian lady and didn't appreciate that. That's when I noticed her wedding band.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:28 pm to sorantable
Depends on the situation at hand.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:29 pm to The Spleen
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That's when I noticed her wedding band.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 6:35 pm to The Spleen
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She stopped dancing and gave me a mean look and told me she was a Christian lady
That's when you should of replied "I knew you were angel sent from heaven, but tonight I thought I'd give you a little bit of hell"
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