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Rank the top 5 teams you absolutely do *not* want to see win the NCAAs
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:21 pm
Since this is the Rant, we pretty much need this thread to go along with the "top 5 you do want to see" win thread.
My list is pretty straightforward:
1) Duke. It's a moral, ethical, and, indeed, soteriological imperative to want to see Duke lose as often as possible. For further reference, consult, in no particular order, the Bible, the Koran, the Tao Te Ching, the Upanishads, the Book of Mormon, and Tom Cruise's dream journal.
2) Ohio State. Because Ohio State fans are terrible human beings and even worse sports fans.
3) Michigan. The last time it was acceptable to cheer for the Wolverines, Patrick Swayze was still alive and fighting off invading Commies.
4) UCLA. I just don't care for Alford. If you want to fight about it, meet me out back later.
5) Kansas. Because I'm deliberately leaving Kentucky off this list just so the fans can feel better about themselves.
My list is pretty straightforward:
1) Duke. It's a moral, ethical, and, indeed, soteriological imperative to want to see Duke lose as often as possible. For further reference, consult, in no particular order, the Bible, the Koran, the Tao Te Ching, the Upanishads, the Book of Mormon, and Tom Cruise's dream journal.
2) Ohio State. Because Ohio State fans are terrible human beings and even worse sports fans.
3) Michigan. The last time it was acceptable to cheer for the Wolverines, Patrick Swayze was still alive and fighting off invading Commies.
4) UCLA. I just don't care for Alford. If you want to fight about it, meet me out back later.
5) Kansas. Because I'm deliberately leaving Kentucky off this list just so the fans can feel better about themselves.
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Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:23 pm to randomways
1. A Kansas
1. B unc
2. Duke
3. Ucla
4. Uk
5. Ohio state
1. B unc
2. Duke
3. Ucla
4. Uk
5. Ohio state
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:24 pm to randomways
Any team from the:
A10
ACC
Pac 12
Big 10
Big 12
That is my five.
A10
ACC
Pac 12
Big 10
Big 12
That is my five.
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:24 pm to randomways
1. Kansas--needs no explanation
2. SLU--frick St. Louis
3. Kentucky--do you like watching the Yankees win the World Series?
4. Duke--see #3
5. Kansas St--kansas is a shite state
2. SLU--frick St. Louis
3. Kentucky--do you like watching the Yankees win the World Series?
4. Duke--see #3
5. Kansas St--kansas is a shite state
This post was edited on 3/16/14 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:26 pm to randomways
Okay, y'all don't have to give reasons, of course, but it'll be much more entertaining and/or pathetic to read your justifications.
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:27 pm to KCM0Tiger
4/4
People always hate the best
People always hate the best
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:28 pm to randomways
Duke
Kentucky
Florida
Memphis
Oklahoma State
I simply don't like Duke. I see the rest of these as the most likely to damage Arkansas by winning it all. UK and UF are direct competitors. OK State and Memphis recruiting.
Kentucky
Florida
Memphis
Oklahoma State
I simply don't like Duke. I see the rest of these as the most likely to damage Arkansas by winning it all. UK and UF are direct competitors. OK State and Memphis recruiting.
This post was edited on 3/16/14 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:30 pm to randomways
1. Syracuse
2. Ohio State
3. UNC
4. Wisconsin
5. Kansas
ETA: Cause frick Syracuse. Don't care for Boeheim either. They deserve Duke-level hate.
2. Ohio State
3. UNC
4. Wisconsin
5. Kansas
ETA: Cause frick Syracuse. Don't care for Boeheim either. They deserve Duke-level hate.
This post was edited on 3/16/14 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:34 pm to randomways
man i dont think i could make an order
florida, kentucky, duke, unc, kstate, and okstate are the only teams that i'd actually be upset if they won
florida, kentucky, duke, unc, kstate, and okstate are the only teams that i'd actually be upset if they won
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:37 pm to randomways
UF
Don't care who wins. Go Kentucky.
Don't care who wins. Go Kentucky.
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:40 pm to randomways
1. Duke - frick Duke
2. Louisville - frick Louisville
3. UCLA - 12 is harder to chase for Kentucky than 11
4. Kansas - More wins helps them inch closer to Kentucky's all time wins records
5. UNC - Ole Roy had them catching up to Kentucky at 7 before they hired Cal. I don't want to see him be able to get back to recruiting like he was during that run.
This list was much easier to come up with than the top 5 I want to win it
2. Louisville - frick Louisville
3. UCLA - 12 is harder to chase for Kentucky than 11
4. Kansas - More wins helps them inch closer to Kentucky's all time wins records
5. UNC - Ole Roy had them catching up to Kentucky at 7 before they hired Cal. I don't want to see him be able to get back to recruiting like he was during that run.
This list was much easier to come up with than the top 5 I want to win it
This post was edited on 3/16/14 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:45 pm to RTR America
Oklahoma State
Baylor
Arizona
Villanova
Ohio State
Baylor
Arizona
Villanova
Ohio State
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:52 pm to randomways
1. any of the B1G.
That's all.
That's all.
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:53 pm to randomways
1. kansas
2. kansas
3. kansas
4. kansas
5. kansas
2. kansas
3. kansas
4. kansas
5. kansas
Posted on 3/16/14 at 10:58 pm to goldennugget
Dook
UCLA
Arizona
Byu
*insert blue blood here*
Really, I only have who I have had to bear witness to their douchiness. Would rather not see douche validation
UCLA
Arizona
Byu
*insert blue blood here*
Really, I only have who I have had to bear witness to their douchiness. Would rather not see douche validation
This post was edited on 3/16/14 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 3/16/14 at 11:04 pm to Montezuma
quote:
Would rather not see douche validation
Insert kansas for #5. Trust me here
Posted on 3/16/14 at 11:10 pm to Montezuma
1.) Tennessee - I dont want to be stuck with Cuonzo.
Posted on 3/16/14 at 11:11 pm to Legendary0903
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1.) Tennessee - I dont want to be stuck with Cuonzo.
I've never seen a fanbase bash a good coach so much. Geeze, we'd kill for Cuonzo over here. He's improved every year and has y'all playing great right now.
Posted on 3/16/14 at 11:12 pm to Legendary0903
12/9
Posted on 3/16/14 at 11:13 pm to KCM0Tiger
'Twas a joke. Id love for UT to win it all... however impossible that seems.
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