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(OT) my son has to audition to go to the same school as his sisters

Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:15 am
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:15 am
There is a dance requirement: We are thinking he use the Eagle's Claw learned from little kids Ninja school

For the talent portion: Prolly gonna use the GoPro cam and video exploding golf balls with his BB gun.

There is a drama requirement: We're gonna practice, "What about you, dad!" scene from Breakfast Club.

And finally he must sing a song...

Any suggestions?
Posted by 7Dollarbill
Member since Jan 2014
107 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:25 am to
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Any suggestions?


Don't enroll him in that bullshite school.
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
23971 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:28 am to
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Any suggestions?


maybe an Elton song...Rocket Man?
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:28 am to
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Don't enroll him in that bull shite school.
It's either that or Tutt Middle School where he will learn to smoke cigarettes in the woods.

We are at a crossroads...

Thank you for the input. (seriously)

This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 10:30 am
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
23971 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:31 am to
forgot you lived in Augusta...yeah I woldnt let my kid near a public school there.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:33 am to
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maybe an Elton song...Rocket Man?

Benny & the Jets is not a bad idea.

I dunno.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 10:34 am
Posted by AllDawg
Evans GA
Member since Jan 2014
1516 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:50 am to
Davidson is your only option outside of CT Walker and ARJ. From your OP doesn't sound like you have a plan so you best plan to pony up the $$$ and move to Columbia County with the rest of us.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:55 am to
(no offense) frick Co. County

Too many robots in that school system
Posted by ToddIIGurley
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2014
210 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:31 am to
Home school... Unless you want a Liberal **** for a son.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:58 am to
My wife and I would rather eat dirt sandwiches than sit at home and teach reading and arithmetic... we stick with the basics: manners & diet... with a steady stream of bike riding & washing dishes. Beyond that we're just winging it.

Political views are for losers, imo.

Nothing else to say: Smoke em if ya got em.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:07 pm to
I say we create the Dawgrant homeschool curriculum. Just get your kids an ipad, and we take care of the rest. I volunteer to teach History, Philosophy, and Time Travel studies. You can teach the Tech classes. Dallas on woodworking craftsmanship. Etc.

Lets do this.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:15 pm to
K9, Black History Month.. Deeprig, Art Appreciation.. WG_Dawg, Chowder Studies... Finley, Language Arts... Peter Buck, coach.. AKOD, Computer Science...
Posted by ToddIIGurley
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2014
210 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:16 pm to
Touché...

About politics. I would normally agree as I've given up on caring about those losers and their corrupt tactics/agenda, but I'll be damned if my kids aren't prepared for that shite. It will be a part of their lives and they will be educated on the matter
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49227 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:24 pm to
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There is a drama requirement: We're gonna practice, "What about you, dad!" scene from Breakfast Club. 


I assume he's not going to telling you to frick off

Also what the hell does singing have to do with education
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:07 pm to
Roar by Katy Perry while dressed up in a cowardly lion costume?
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:16 pm to
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Any suggestions?

Jawga Boyz - "Ridin High" LINK...............

Get him a fully-taliored dress suit, some dark sunglasses, and one of those secret-agent earpieces where the cord runs from his ear down into the collar of the suit.


High like a Pine Tree..........

We jack em up and then we.....Riiiiiiiiiiiiidin' Hiiiiiiiiiiiigh.....................
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7897 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 4:07 pm to
The Napoleon Dynamite dance. That should cover both dance and drama. 2 birds.

Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19077 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:26 pm to
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There is a dance requirement:

You cannot be serious.
quote:

For the talent portion

I'm still a little befuddled unless this is a magnet school for the arts or something and he's got to meet a certain voice or instrument requirement to be deemed worthy to attend.
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There is a drama requirement

I'm getting more befuddled.
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And finally he must sing a song

You cannot be serious.
Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6939 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:30 pm to
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And finally he must sing a song...


Just don't do "Y M C A"

He'll be branded for life.
Posted by rb
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
5633 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:42 pm to
Move to Waynesboro and send the kid to EBA. He'll learn how to farm if nothing else.
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