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Dawgrant Lottery
Posted on 3/14/14 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 3/14/14 at 7:46 pm
Some of you may remember the short story The Lottery, on which I'm pretty sure the Hunger Games is based.
There is a perfect little society with no crime and no petty bullshite, once a year there is a lottery, and whoever wins, gets stoned to death by the townspeople.
Someone should put this together for the Dawgrant, each month we randomly select a poster and ban him.
Jefferson Dawg would be good at running it, except of course by some miracle he'd never be the one selected for the stoning.
Damn Good Dawg could run it, but he couldn't run a pair of panty hose in a blackberry thicket.
TylerDurden could run it.
There is a perfect little society with no crime and no petty bullshite, once a year there is a lottery, and whoever wins, gets stoned to death by the townspeople.
Someone should put this together for the Dawgrant, each month we randomly select a poster and ban him.
Jefferson Dawg would be good at running it, except of course by some miracle he'd never be the one selected for the stoning.
Damn Good Dawg could run it, but he couldn't run a pair of panty hose in a blackberry thicket.
TylerDurden could run it.
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 7:54 pm to deeprig9
Let's start by banning you
Posted on 3/14/14 at 7:56 pm to dawgfan24348
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Let's start by banning you
Because I'm such a shitty poster with so little to contribute.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:06 pm to deeprig9
DGD is the Fuhrer. You can't ban someone with that kind of power. It takes time and bloodshed.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:13 pm to FinleyStreet
Interesting to say the least
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:02 pm to deeprig9
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TylerDurden could run it.
Tyler durden,
When you start your monthly Lottery threads encouraging people to vote for who gets banned……….. My advice would be to make it clear to Chicken, DGD, and other assorted wet-blanket busybodies….that your election is only a HYPOTHETICAL one. And that the “winner” will not actually get banned, but instead will wear a scarlet e-letter………….meant to encourage his/her lame arse to do better or else to fricking beat it.
One thing that was made clear during The Purges…..back when the high and beautiful wave reached it’s peak………….before dumbass AKOD ruined it for us all FOREVER…….was that the busybody admins don’t like us making decisions for ourselves. So, tread lightly.
Just my 2 cents.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:09 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Before I read this post by Jefferson, do I need to put on my tinfoil hat?
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:14 pm to crispyUGA
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Before I read this post by Jefferson, do I need to put on my tinfoil hat?
Shitty post.
Lucky for you though........ it'll probably be a few years before you win the Scarlet e-Lottery............ considering the number of dumbasses on here.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 4:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Bump
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:03 pm to deeprig9
Go ahead and cast your vote.
Break the ice, and the rest will follow.
Break the ice, and the rest will follow.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 6:43 pm to deeprig9
Yeah why not except some of the sissified Chowder pup-apple dumpling gang would go over on the help board and cry when their idiots get thumped shutting it all down.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:15 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Go ahead and cast your vote.
Break the ice, and the rest will follow.
For the month of March, I vote CrispyUGA.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:17 pm to deeprig9
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There is a perfect little society with no crime and no petty bullshite
Well, since that ain't us, the whole premise for your little lottery is pretty fricked up.
Having said that, whatever, I'm in (or out, if I "win" the lottery).
Posted on 3/16/14 at 6:07 am to deeprig9
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The Lottery
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randomly select
So, is it random or are people voting? Two different concepts. Part of the psychological thrill of The Lottery was the fact that it was completely random.
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