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Multiple choice question. You're a Serval cat - Would you prefer

Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:50 pm
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:50 pm
A. Roam free in your natural habitat, or

B. Be domesticated, stay in a house and be the object of constant affection by this woman?

Tough choice. Thinking I'd prefer "B" mainly because of greedy poachers trying to shoot me.


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Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:55 pm to
Probably need to rephrase or just delete the bolded part...
quote:

B. Be domesticated, stay in a house and be the object of constant affection by this woman?


Even ordinary house cats aren't domesticated. Most don't realize it but 'fluffy' is still a wild animal which is why cats do such weird things at times.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35604 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 1:58 pm to
Fluffy only doesn't kill you because it's too small.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69890 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Even ordinary house cats aren't domesticated. Most don't realize it but 'fluffy' is still a wild animal which is why cats do such weird things at times.



frick cats, cats suck. So does catfan.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

Fluffy only doesn't kill you because it's too small.


Pretty much. Fluffy will display the exact same behaviors as a lion, tiger or other big cat - it's just that Fluffy isn't powerful enough to where those behaviors are dangerous to us.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:44 pm to
Why did everyone in here name their cat Fluffy?
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13828 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Fluffy only doesn't kill you because it's too small.

My cat thinks she's a fricking Ninja. Have to remind her that I have a 25:1 size advantage on her sometimes.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69890 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:49 pm to
Just throw the furry piece of shite in the goddamn river and be done with it
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13828 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Just throw the furry piece of shite in the goddamn river and be done with it

I have 3 kids that would never forgive me. They love that cat.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69890 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:56 pm to
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I have 3 kids that would never forgive me. They love that cat.



Get them a puppy and they'll forget all about that fluffy a-hole
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:57 pm to
well damn, it was sort of a philosophical question of being free versus being confined with comforts and i really thought y'all would be talking about titties by now

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69890 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 2:59 pm to
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i really thought y'all would be talking about titties by now


We're busy talking about pu$$y right now, we'll get to titties in a minute
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 3:02 pm to
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Just throw the furry piece of shite in the goddamn river and be done with it

This reminds me of a lady (customer/client) in a vet clinic talking about drowning a litter of kittens because Mama Cat was too young. She kept the calico one though, because they make good hunters. She still hadn't bothered to spay Mama Cat.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 3:15 pm to
I'm not sure that's a Serval in video. Might be a Savannah - which is a hybrid Serval and domestic cat.


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Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 3:15 pm to
There's a tom cat that roams through my land every night for about 2 hours. He's banged up but fat, has a Marlboro voice and kills the shite out of anything on our land. Even chases squirrels up into the trees. I throw him some meat if he's close by, but he never begs and doesn't loiter. just makes his rounds.. I call him Bob Seger.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 3/6/14 at 5:42 pm to
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Why did everyone in here name their cat Fluffy?


Ours is Lucky, because she was a stray who picked the right house. But she became Killer, a name well-earned. Ditto on the "if cats could...". I have no doubt Killer would kill us if she could.
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