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Spin-off from OT thread: biggest "beta" SEC football program?
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:00 pm
Lots of contenders here, but, IMO, the biggest two are Georgia and Texas A&M.
Georgia perennially loses elite, in-state talent to out-of-state schools (equivalent to getting "friendzoned"). Georgia fans often attempt to correct the opposition about their place in the SEC pecking order when they incorrectly state that they're the #3 program in tBigSix when they're actually #6 (equivalent to arguing with Christians on the internet).
Texas A&M cheerleaders wear those milkmen outfits when they haven't been in style since the 1950s (equivalent to wearing a fedora). They openly promote homosexual behavior and a cultish atmosphere too (equivalent to being a Brony - adult males who are obsessed with a children's cartoon about magical ponies who shoot rainbows out of their asses). Also, Aggies have organized yells and yell practices (equivalent to ComicCom). Finally, they have to wait until their team scores to kiss their dates (equivalent to "hoverhanding" ladies).
What say ye, SEC Rant?
Georgia perennially loses elite, in-state talent to out-of-state schools (equivalent to getting "friendzoned"). Georgia fans often attempt to correct the opposition about their place in the SEC pecking order when they incorrectly state that they're the #3 program in tBigSix when they're actually #6 (equivalent to arguing with Christians on the internet).
Texas A&M cheerleaders wear those milkmen outfits when they haven't been in style since the 1950s (equivalent to wearing a fedora). They openly promote homosexual behavior and a cultish atmosphere too (equivalent to being a Brony - adult males who are obsessed with a children's cartoon about magical ponies who shoot rainbows out of their asses). Also, Aggies have organized yells and yell practices (equivalent to ComicCom). Finally, they have to wait until their team scores to kiss their dates (equivalent to "hoverhanding" ladies).
What say ye, SEC Rant?
This post was edited on 3/4/14 at 8:02 pm
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Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:01 pm to Tornado Alley
You said it, chump.
Big 6.
Big 6.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:02 pm to GoldenDawg
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You said it, chump.
Big 6.
Tunsilitis is strong
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:02 pm to Tornado Alley
this is gonna be good. Georgia is the winner though IMO.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:03 pm to REBEL5 AC
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You said it, chump.
Big 6.
Tunsilitis is strong
Now you're just being mean.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:03 pm to Tornado Alley
Easily OM. They try to use their fashion and culinary sense to compensate for terrible football play and a regrettable racial history
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:03 pm to Tornado Alley
The obvious answer is aggy.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:04 pm to Tornado Alley
Frick it.
This post was edited on 3/4/14 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:04 pm to REBEL5 AC
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Tunsilitis is strong
Melt day 392
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:05 pm to Tornado Alley
A&M and it isn't even close
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:05 pm to Tornado Alley
FTOS
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:06 pm to Tornado Alley
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Tunsilitis is strong
Melt day 392
Even in all of the Georgia hate spewed forth in your wretched OP - you acknowledged UGA's rightful place in the Big 6.
Youdaman.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:06 pm to Tornado Alley
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:10 pm to Tornado Alley
A&M,OM
UGA
UGA
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:12 pm to Tornado Alley
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Georgia perennially loses elite, in-state talent to out-of-state schools
I'm sorry we can't capture every 5 star in the state. Richt is a failure as a coach and should be working in east asia as a missionary! Ohhh why can't we attain the elite level of Ole Miss football..
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:13 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:We get more instate talent than AM.
Georgia perennially loses elite, in-state talent to out-of-state schools (equivalent to getting "friendzoned").
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:16 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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We get more instate talent than AM.
That's not even remotely true.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:17 pm to Tornado Alley
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:18 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:Prove it's not.
That's not even remotely
Posted on 3/4/14 at 8:20 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Both Denzel and Robert Nkemdiche are on our roster, as well as David Kamara or something like that.
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